how much land do you have?I suppose i'll be a real farmer when i'm a bitter fuck about it but right now i'm optimistic.
What are you growing? What should I grow? What should I not grow? Come on, you don't all live in Finglas.
Tell me all your disaster stories about how it didn't work for you, insects ate it all, it's not worth doing and I should never try anything ever.
I'd definitely suggest getting a goat rather than a lawnmower.