What are you doing tonight? (3 Viewers)

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

im alive!!!!wasnt raining at all out which was sound.i did however have some guy molest me in centra,starts going on cause i was wearing shorts (i got one pair of trousers to my name and only wear them in work) then he goes "theyre nice legs" and starts feeling me,ewww.had to tell him to chill out when he got to my knee.

 

[brianoak]

im alive!!!!wasnt raining at all out which was sound.i did however have some guy molest me in centra,starts going on cause i was wearing shorts (i got one pair of trousers to my name and only wear them in work) then he goes "theyre nice legs" and starts feeling me,ewww.had to tell him to chill out when he got to my knee.

Are you the dude that got the records off Willy in Kross last week or is that Peter?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

oh thats me.im the smart one

 

[brianoak]

Haha shit that reminds me I have to ring Pete.Whoops.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

just "forget" to like he always does.well he actually does forget,needs to lay off the smoke a wee bit.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I went out and got polluted and now I'm in work and the world won't stop spinning so fast.

 

[Buzzo]

Jaysus I really miss doin this!!! gettin paid a tonne to drink fancy euro beer and listen to ska/rocksteady/soul all night, and get the admiration of all the punters.

the best quote ever from a bloke at the disco was
"dya have any pantera"
I replied " your here over an hour do you think I have any Pantera"
him "No,what do ya have?"
me "ska and soul from the 60s"
Him "hhhmmmmm,dya have any Death-ska?"

i wish i did

I don't normally give out about punters too much but....

I had the stupidest woman in the world repeatedly asking for Bloc Party last night, try to get into a debate about genre semantics and give me a poxy lecture about how DJs are stupid because they play the records they want to listen to. I told her that if I was playing the records I really wanted to listen to her face would be melting and her ears would be bleeding. Of course, that isn't true, I just wanted to sound cool

THEN another woman came up to me and said 'are you going to play The Klaxons or the Strokes, something that isn't mainstream'. Mainstream? I grabbed her by the ears and told her to FUCK OFF into Whelans or any other poxy bar in Dublin that was playing what she wanted to hear, and smashed the monitor over her head and got fired*.



*told her I wouldn't, no.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID? WHY?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

I don't normally give out about punters too much but....

I had the stupidest woman in the world repeatedly asking for Bloc Party last night, try to get into a debate about genre semantics and give me a poxy lecture about how DJs are stupid because they play the records they want to listen to. I told her that if I was playing the records I really wanted to listen to her face would be melting and her ears would be bleeding. Of course, that isn't true, I just wanted to sound cool

THEN another woman came up to me and said 'are you going to play The Klaxons or the Strokes, something that isn't mainstream'. Mainstream? I grabbed her by the ears and told her to FUCK OFF into Whelans or any other poxy bar in Dublin that was playing what she wanted to hear, and smashed the monitor over her head and got fired*.



*told her I wouldn't, no.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID? WHY?

jesus, relax will ye.
whens your next set by the way?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

another woman came up to me and said 'are you going to play The Klaxons or the Strokes,

next time take one of your strokes albums and crack it in half on your knee then stab her face a few times with one of the pointy broken bits.

 

[Space]

I'm curious as to what you were playing that constituated mainstream relative to the klaxons or the strokes.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I don't normally give out about punters too much but....

I had the stupidest woman in the world repeatedly asking for Bloc Party last night, try to get into a debate about genre semantics and give me a poxy lecture about how DJs are stupid because they play the records they want to listen to. I told her that if I was playing the records I really wanted to listen to her face would be melting and her ears would be bleeding. Of course, that isn't true, I just wanted to sound cool

THEN another woman came up to me and said 'are you going to play The Klaxons or the Strokes, something that isn't mainstream'. Mainstream? I grabbed her by the ears and told her to FUCK OFF into Whelans or any other poxy bar in Dublin that was playing what she wanted to hear, and smashed the monitor over her head and got fired*.



*told her I wouldn't, no.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID? WHY?

pricks

I hate that shit.

I was playing in The Kitchen (Influx night) ten years ago and kept getting asked for The Verve's Lucky Man or 'anything by Alanis' by this drunken couple who were becoming increasingly aggressive and difficult to satisfy.

Another time in Handels same night as when the cops kicked the crap out of the street protestors (May 2001) I played Radiohead's Idioteque and Everything In Its Right Place in the space of 20 minutes and some wagon who had been there since the start came up and said if you don't play Radiohead, she would get me thrown off the decks as she knew the barman.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

some wagon who had been there since the start came up and said if you don't play Radiohead, she would get me thrown off the decks as she knew the barman.

i hope a playful yet sore slap to the face was administered.

 

[clonan attack]

id say DJing is a lot harder than it looks.
Pricks everywhere, Buzzo can i DJ with you sometime? I'll act as a filter in front of you and administer insults to pricks

all the same i once went up to a dj smiling away and he put his hand up and said "NO" before i opened my wordhole.

I actually laughed and walked away, what a brilliant wankstain

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

that happened to a mate of mine.
she went up to request a tune and yer one said "ill tell ye what, you come back here when im not around and they might play that for you"

what a magnificent cunt.

 

[Space]

Last time I asked a dj to play a song they told me the melvins weren't heavy enough to be played.

This from guys who play Korn, GnR, Iron Maiden, rage against the machine and lots of new and nu metal I'm not familiar with.

 

[dudley]

id say DJing is a lot harder than it looks.

it can be deadly fun though too

clearing the dance floor in hogans one night by playing beefheart is one of my prouder moments

 

[brianoak]

id say DJing is a lot harder than it looks.
Pricks everywhere, Buzzo can i DJ with you sometime? I'll act as a filter in front of you and administer insults to pricks

all the same i once went up to a dj smiling away and he put his hand up and said "NO" before i opened my wordhole.

I actually laughed and walked away, what a brilliant wankstain

If I saw you coming towards me about to ask for a track I'd say the exact same thing.I love that guy already,do you know his myspace so I can like top 8 him.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

it can be deadly fun though too

clearing the dance floor in hogans one night by playing beefheart is one of my prouder moments

what track?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Don't mind be asked for tunes in keeping with the sort of stuff I'm playing.

It's the pricks who clearly have stumbled into the wrong club/pub and insist on asking for something wholly inappropriate that annoy me.

'Have you got any normal music?'

 

[Buzzo]

jesus, relax will ye.
whens your next set by the way?

Your funeral. That's me next set.

next time take one of your strokes albums and crack it in half on your knee then stab her face a few times with one of the pointy broken bits.

I already slashed a few faces with my Richard Ashcroft boxset. The barstaff told me my behaviour was inappropriate.

I'm curious as to what you were playing that constituated mainstream relative to the klaxons or the strokes.

At that actual moment, I was playing a Ruth Brown track, 1950's pre-soul beautiful black american music, and before that I'd been playing Etta James. I was having a pretty magical time myself.

id say DJing is a lot harder than it looks.
Pricks everywhere, Buzzo can i DJ with you sometime? I'll act as a filter in front of you and administer insults to pricks

Are you asking to be my boddygard? That's no badger, as long as you don't start asking me to put on Aslan/Picture House or whatever it is people from Tallaght listen to.