Wanking on tour (1 Viewer)

[Yurn!]

Rita, Sue and Bob too!

 

[george mcfly]

there was 6 of us on our last tour
didnt wank but i did have diarrhea
ironically one of the other lads didnt shit for a week
actually that's not very ironic at all

i tore myself to ribbons in every corner of the UK

 

[Ashley Simpson]

Eeeeuuwwww guyS!!

 

[piratio]

definitely bring earplugs

and some babywipes - long story

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Eeeeuuwwww guyS!!

oh cut the act, bitch. its common knowledge that you took a muck off spitroast from the Lachey brothers.

 

[Yurn!]

Oh god, am I safe going on tour with 4 lads and sharing a room.
Note to self - bring earplugs and don't take showers.

Also, Note to Self: Bring old tattered copies of Razzle for the lads.

 

[RSJ]

Oh god, am I safe going on tour with 4 lads and sharing a room.
Note to self - bring earplugs and don't take showers.

You can shower, just make sure you're the first in so as to avoid sloppy seconds.

 

[Sweetie]

Now I'm thinking hook the boys up with groupies and take the only room key.
i can be their wing-woman.
all in the name of music

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

real mature guys, cop on.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

Eeeeuuwwww guyS!!

WHO ASKED YOU BEEEATCH??

ALLAHQUAANNNDO DIDN'T!!!

 

[Yurn!]

All credit goes to glen for the photo but it just seems strangely apt...

 

[Dara]

Hi Guys,

Not a story about wanking per say, but I remember when we were touring england I would always buy a load of cans of tizer whenever we stopped. The guys used to steal my cans so often that I took to hiding them in the bog on the bus and drinking them on my own while drying my hair! They never copped, they just thought i stopped drinking tizer! If you're reading this guys, Sorry! Get your own tizer!

Hee hee, the memories, dog eared or not.

Dara.

 

[Ex-User (4368)]

groupies??? touring should be the one time in your life when you don't need to think about this stuff.
great thead though.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I know a story about that

featuring a punk band from down south

I wouldnt want to name names though, suffice to say it rhymed with Brawl


doh

need more clues.....!

 

[george mcfly]

Hi Guys,

Not a story about wanking per say, but I remember when we were touring england I would always buy a load of cans of tizer whenever we stopped. The guys used to steal my cans so often that I took to hiding them in the bog on the bus and drinking them on my own while drying my hair! They never copped, they just thought i stopped drinking tizer! If you're reading this guys, Sorry! Get your own tizer!

Hee hee, the memories, dog eared or not.

Dara.

Dara, i heard they have to incinerate the sheets and curtains after you stay in a hotel
true?

 

[Dara]

Dara, i heard they have to incinerate the sheets and curtains after you stay in a hotel
true?

Hi George,

Nah, that's not true. Where did you hear that? I used to get slagged in school cause i got scabies in third year, thats probably how that rumour started. They were total a-holes in my old school.


Dara.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I don't know if
people do it now. It might be a bit uncool."

wanking will always be cool

 

[evil bandit]

There's no problem wanking in the same room as the rest of your band, problems only occur when you use one of their socks.

 

[welshchris]

more of a fisting on tour fan myself..

 

[nlgbbbblth]

definitely bring earplugs

would you recommend buttplugs?