Wanking on tour (1 Viewer)

[nlgbbbblth]

Lads? I'm still waiting on the lowdown here....

Drowning in the big swim,
rising to the surface
The smell of you
That's the lowdown

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Don't you mastermurbate?

Lady? We're still waiting on the lowdown here...

 

[theweeyin]

Lady? We're still waiting on the lowdown here...

Ah yes. But I asked first.....I'll show you mine if you show me yours etc..

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

zzzzz

 

[classic seanc]

Careful now. Let's not get pornogmagraphic here.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Lads? I'm still waiting on the lowdown here....

wanking
a) the most fun you can have on your own (without heroin)
b) a nice way to render harmless all your brutal animalistic sexual urges towards women you work with.
c) the only excercise Ive gotten on a regular basis since I was thrown off the u-16 hurling team, for eh wanking on the bus.
d) something you can talk about

 

[theweeyin]

wanking
a) the most fun you can have on your own (without heroin)
b) a nice way to render harmless all your brutal animalistic sexual urges towards women you work with.
c) the only excercise Ive gotten on a regular basis since I was thrown off the u-16 hurling team, for eh wanking on the bus.
d) something you can talk about

That is ace! The most comprehensive answer Ive ever been given. Cheerz dude

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

time to revive this thread. What does shakin hands with the ferret mean?

 

[george mcfly]

time to revive this thread. What does shakin hands with the ferret mean?

i told you, it's shaking hands with the weasel

 

[george mcfly]

i told you, it's shaking hands with the weasel

on second thoughts, i like the sound of shaking hands with the ferret

why do people(ferret fanciers) put ferrets down their trousers?

 

[Stereobaby]

on second thoughts, i like the sound of shaking hands with the ferret

why do people(ferret fanciers) put ferrets down their trousers?

if done correctly, can a hamster actually go up inside your ass???

 

[george mcfly]

if done correctly, can a hamster actually go up inside your ass???

you'd want a hole like a wizard's sleeve

 

[ICUH8N]

you'd want a hole like a wizard's sleeve

Or a clown's pocket.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

you'd want a hole like a wizard's sleeve

ben's arse is a wide as this they say

 

[mark]

One word. Shower.

Five words. Dudley's hair, while he sleeps.

 

[Stereobaby]

ben's arse is a wide as this they say

ehh my hole is deadly.

heres a couple of lads having the craic in Rowdys fanny.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

ehh my hole is deadly.

heres a couple of lads having the craic in Rowdys fanny.

I told ya not to go spreadin that around, it was just a small inflamation Ben, not terminal like, God you're heartless sometimes.

 

[Stereobaby]

I told ya not to go spreadin that around, it was just a small inflamation Ben, not terminal like, God you're heartless sometimes.

inflamation, yeah right Moria gee

 

[hermie]

Enlighten me on the pros please.

an orgasm

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

inflamation, yeah right Moria gee

no , the girls warned me about bein a 66e groupie, but shur I did it anyway.