Wanking on tour (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

The real question is, how long before you start jerking off into the faces of your sleeping bandmates?


not long, I'd wager. yeah.

 

[Yurn!]

I woke one time with my underwear on the wrong way. Still don't know who had a shot on me but i dreamt of jackhammers.

 

[billygannon]

Here... don't Betamax Format do all their wanking on stage?

 

[billygannon]

Oh god, am I safe going on tour with 4 lads and sharing a room.
Note to self - bring earplugs and don't take showers.

Ho ho... the tour wife!

 

[ernesto]

i thought this thread was about a band called 'Wanking' and they were touring here.

how naive of me.

 

[classic seanc]

i thought this thread was about a band called 'Wanking' and they were touring here.

how naive of me.

You still read the whole thing though

 

[tripoli]

i thought this thread was about a band called 'Wanking' and they were touring here.

how naive of me.

i thought the exact same thing but decided not to post about it. obviously i knew someone else would

ernesto:ghandis, fri? you goin?

 

[classic seanc]

i thought the exact same thing but decided not to post about it. obviously i knew someone else would

ernesto:ghandis, fri? you goin?

I doubt that Ghandi is gonna have a fry. His Hindi. And fond of fasting. And dead.

 

[tripoli]

I doubt that Ghandi is gonna have a fry. His Hindi. And fond of fasting. And dead.

dead? we're goin over to his gaff on fri.

 

[ernesto]

Morgan Le Faye and The Gandhis, This Friday in The County Bar In Lucan?
Me?
After work?
Bout 9 o' clock?
Drinking?




yes.

im prob headin into town bout 11. ive a friend who's goin to france for a few months so ive to say goodbye to him whilst drinking heavily

 

[theweeyin]

What's the deal with wanking then, lads? Why is it so impossible for yis to go more than a couple of days without a go?

Enlighten me on the pros please.

 

[classic seanc]

I never do it. It's disgusting

 

[Vinnie]

Jazz musicians just wank on stage

 

[theweeyin]

I never do it. It's disgusting

Ah c'mon now. You're a boy aren't you? Are you trying to say you aren't a real boy?

 

[classic seanc]

Ah c'mon now. You're a boy aren't you? Are you trying to say you aren't a real boy?

Lord, can we not go down this road again? I am a real boy. I wank. Why? I dunno, why not? Its just like a................extra curricular activity i guess. Don't you mastermurbate?

 

[theweeyin]

mmmm, extra curricular

Obviously I'm not a boy. I'm only curious as to what makes it such a big deal. Don't take it personally dude!

 

[classic seanc]

But, its not a big deal. Its just funny to talk about. I guess the implication is that if you wank a lot then you can't get real sex with girls.

wank is a funny word

 

[theweeyin]

But, its not a big deal. Its just funny to talk about. I guess the implication is that if you wank a lot then you can't get real sex with girls.

wank is a funny word

But some boys wank a lot and have sex with real girls. Boys are fascinated with girl things so why can't girls be fascinated by boy things? Sharing mutual interests and information to help the world be a better place an' all that...

 

[classic seanc]

Ah no, I know what you mean.
what i meant was that's why its funny. Its just that I'm the fella who has to go and try to give an explanation of this whole wanking business. Also, this conversation reminds me of many similar ones I had in first year o college.

 

[theweeyin]

Lads? I'm still waiting on the lowdown here....