Valentine's Day (3 Viewers)

[wild_cat]

Jesus I better start watching what I say from now on... so!

 

[JohnnyRaz]

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I ate your cat,
while wearing your shoes.

 

[La La]

violets are blue
roses are red
the only good thing about today
are the tags on this thread.






















thank you and good night

 

[Pantone247]

rose are red
violets are blue
my knobs gone all septic
since I last slept with you

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
when you go to your friends
I like to dress up like you

 

[HMD]

 

[Froog]

roses are red
violets are blue,
i'v made a sculpture of your face
made of my own poo

 

[HMD]

roses are red
violets are blue
suck it and see
is all you can do

 

[Unicron]

A few years ago, when I first moved to Dublin but was still working in Carlow the then boyfriend sent me a huge arrangement of roses by Interflora. I was furious with him. It was about 3 feet tall and about 2 wide. Must have cost a fortune, we were living together and he was always broke. Anyway, struggled to get them onto the packed bus, had to travel the whole way with them on my knee and then had to carry them the 20 minute walk to the apartment.

The looks I was getting! And the number of furious slaps I saw being administered by girlfriends who just seconds earlier had been happily gazing at their single long-stemmed rose.

I made him promise never to do that to me again. He didn't keep that promise.

Edit: They were beautiful though, and secretly I was dead chuffed.

I took today off work and delivered flowers instead. I manged to reduce a bank full of women to squeeling teenagers by walking in with one delivery for a cashier. She looked so smug.

One woman looked delighted when I showed up with a bouquet at her door. She was less impressed when she read that card and saw it was for her daughter.

 

[HMD]

I took today off work and delivered flowers instead. I manged to reduce a bank full of women to squeeling teenagers by walking in with one delivery for a cashier. She looked so smug.

One woman looked delighted when I showed up with a bouquet at her door. She was less impressed when she read that card and saw it was for her daughter.

how many women do you have on the go?

 

[Pantone247]

violets are blue
roses are red
give me a tenner
I'll give you some head

 

[Pantone247]

violets are blue
roses are red
together forever
cause you're chained to the bed

 

[Pantone247]

violets are blue
roses are red
I love you! I hate you!
says the voice in my head

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
I'll wear the gimp mask
and aphxiate you

 

[maims bond]

roses are red,
violets are blue,
you were too ugly to rape,
so I beat the shit out of you.

What's the rep return like on these little ditties Pantone? Worth the effort?

 

[aled jones]

roses are red
violets are blue
pull down yer trousers
and give us yer goo

 

[theoootini]

roses are red violtes are blue. faervdasa\zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i made a card. i could put hallmark out of business if i ever put my mind to it.

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
the pre-nup you signed
means not a penny for you!

that last one was for Macca

M.B.: only got one repping so far, from a lady too!!!

 

[Pantone247]

rose are red
violets are blue
the scars on my arms
were carved their for you


for the emo amongst us