Valentine's Day (2 Viewers)

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
the maniquin in my closet
is made up to look just like you

 

[The Schnapper]

roses are red
violets are blue
the maniquin in my closet
is made up to look just like you

 

[cephalopod]

Two words for ya:

Statoil

Class, got da daily mail too, free romantic DVD! Sorted

 

[Thebeard]

One of the kids my Dad teaches came up with this one when they were making cards in class:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Come over to me gaff,
And Ill make you some stew

:heart:

Must spread rep etc.....

 

[Froog]

roses are red
violets are blue
ugh ugh ugh urg
oh oh OH oooooo

 

[cephalopod]

roses are blue
violets are red
i took some drugs
they fucked with my head

 

[tibor]

I made him promise never to do that to me again. He didn't keep that promise.

Edit: They were beautiful though, and secretly I was dead chuffed.

See, there's the problem.

After all the bellyaching and protestations about the evils of Hallmark and Valentines day and what not, de burds just love the flowers/attention and will be pissed if they're empty handed/ignored and seeing everyone else get some.

 

[Jill Hives]

roses are blue
violets are red
i took some drugs
they fucked with my head

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I slipped you a drug
..now I'm going to mess with you

 

[maims bond]

Roses are dead,
violence is bliss,
eat my shit,
drink my piss.


p.s. i love you

 

[Squiggle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want you dead
So they're coming for you.

 

[cephalopod]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I've got a head
I made a poo

 

[Super Dexta]

So did you read all them old posts from Roisin for tips about himself?

I did. I'm totally sorted now. I wish all my boyfriends had Thumped exes.

 

[Space]

I did. I'm totally sorted now. I wish all my boyfriends had Thumped exes.

Don't they?

 

[Pantone247]

Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
I'm inside your house
while phone calling you

 

[Super Dexta]

Don't they?

no, they're very inconsiderate like that.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

roses are red
violets are blue
the maniquin in my closet
is made up to look just like you

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I rode your sister up the arse,
and shat in your shoe.

 

[Jill Hives]

Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
I'm inside your house
while phone calling you

You're cracking me up today. Keep'em coming.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Apparently I have to go into the 'Loveshack' in an hour

such is work

 

[Lili Marlene]

i'm terrified

 

[Froog]

roses are red
violets are blue
faecalphiliacs wont love you
they only love poo