Valentine's Day (2 Viewers)

[Lili Marlene]

I think its important to pretend you're nice for a while and get her hopes up before letting her know you're a prick (it can be at different points on the same date)

thats what has me where I am today.

Plus we're already advising him to deceive her:

It looks as if you put a lot of thought and effort when in fact, it took none.

Beautiful.

 

[Cormcolash]

i have a date on valentines day for the first time in years as a single man. i'm bound to get the ride, right?

now, it's a third date, so, do i bring a rose? we've been joking back and forth about valentines day saying it's bollocks and we should just have a fun night and not worry about it too much. but if i don't show up with something will i be going home alone? or will it be lame and awkward if i have a rose? advice, please, thumped!

Had this like 8 years ago, she made this card for me, I was like "hey, here's nothing!"

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Clearly we need Bernie to wear a bluetooth earpiece and Google glass tomorrow and let this thread handle the date.

 

[Cormcolash]

Good idea

 

[nooleen]

insert clip from that film where steve martin has a giant nose

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Cyrano de Bergerac

Wait, didn't they name the Steve Martin movie after the woman in it?

 

[Jill Hives]

Plus we're already advising him to deceive her:


Beautiful.

That's life. It's all a show.

 

[nooleen]

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[washingcattle]

Cyrano de Bergerac

Wait, didn't they name the Steve Martin movie after the woman in it?

They did Roxanne (1987) - IMDb

 

[Cormcolash]

Wait, so Bernie Lomax has a date with Steve Martin tomorrow evening?

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Cyrano de Bergerac

Wait, didn't they name the Steve Martin movie after the woman in it?

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[Denny Oubidoux]

If I were in your shoes I'd pick a few bluebells on the way to meet her at the bower. You'll have stuck to your word about not making a big deal and yet shown that you're still thoughtful enough to get her the requisite accoutrements.

 

[pete]

Emotional obligation or filled with chocolate?

FILLED WITH LOVE

 

[Jill Hives]

FILLED WITH LOVE

Oh, the other option.

 

[pete]

make the gesture and get a small pressie to give her, like a cd/album/book etc

I vote Lolly & Cooks chocolate cupcake, in one of the little cardboard gift boxes they do.

 

[pete]

we don't "do" valentine's day, which is fine by me (previous post refers)

so i arrive home this evening.... "did you look in the oven? DON'T LOOK IN THE OVEN"

lucky for me I came prepared, eh? (previous post refers)

i'm too long in the game to fall for THAT one.

 

[therealjohnny]

...edit...wasn't funny

 

[pete]

...edit...wasn't funny

haw haw

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[therealjohnny]

I said it wasn't funny

 

[dudley]

it was pretty funny. you really went there, man