Valentine's Day (1 Viewer)

[shower another shower]

going for the ride now. enough chocolate.

 

[shower another shower]

Had thrown my back out last night lifting the mop bucket from A to B around 4pm. A few beers, a Difene and a couple of Sopadol made riding seem like a good idea at the time. Worst decision ever. I'm fucked.

 

[Unknown Convict]

A few beers, a Difene and a couple of Sopadol made riding seem like a good idea at the time

was half-expecting you to live blog that last night.

 

[shower another shower]

ya you wish, pervert.

 

[Unknown Convict]

was half-expecting you to live blog that last night.

i.e. with a second post 5 minutes later saying "that was grand. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

 

[Unknown Convict]

ya you wish, pervert.

vicarious loving. my wife was in bed by 8.30 last night with braxton-hicks (the contractions, not the guy)

 

[shower another shower]

Pregnant sex was the best ever because we never had to worry about getting pregnant.

 

[dudley]

Had thrown my back out last night lifting the mop bucket from A to B around 4pm. A few beers, a Difene and a couple of Sopadol made riding seem like a good idea at the time. Worst decision ever. I'm fucked.

nonsense. always worth it

 

[nooleen]

Gunshow - Here Comes Cupid

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Exactly.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

haw haw

"view pre-edit version" disagrees

We need this option for supporters.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It's the peanut butter incident all over again.
Who is the funny guy/gal?

The peanut butter was me.

 

[Jill Hives]

The peanut butter was me.

So now you own up to it?
Not when I was really upset and freaked out.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

How did @Bernie Lomax 's date go?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

So now you own up to it?
Not when I was really upset and freaked out.

Of course it wasn't me.

Medium height? Get the fuck out of here.

Didn't I try and buy you peanut butter once and it was the wrong brand and the wrong consistency as well?

Not a good gift buyer, me.

 

[Jill Hives]

Of course it wasn't me.

Medium height? Get the fuck out of here.

That's what I thought. No way someone wouldn't say you were tall.


Yeah, how did Bernie's date go?
Also anyone going to admit to the rose? It's still bugging me.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I wanna declare my innocence in both cases. Although I do fit the description.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

That's what I thought. No way someone wouldn't say you were tall.


Yeah, how did Bernie's date go?
Also anyone going to admit to the rose? It's still bugging me.

You could narrow it down to the boy on the corner, the postman or the policeman.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

No but I made someone else eat some first, waited a week and when they weren't sick then I ate the other.

You're like the chick in Oblivion when Tom Cruise brings the plant back to her and she incinerates it because it could be contaminated.

 

[Jill Hives]

You could narrow it down to the boy on the corner, the postman or the policeman.

I've seen all kinds of strangers. They don't count.