Valentine's Day (2 Viewers)

[pete]

Every day is valentine's day in my house.

 

[Jill Hives]

Every day is valentine's day in my house.

Emotional obligation or filled with chocolate?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It's like musical chairs, except for genitalia.

February 14th arrives, everyone jumps on a set of available genitals.
Those that are left standing get laughed at.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i have a date on valentines day for the first time in years as a single man. i'm bound to get the ride, right?

now, it's a third date, so, do i bring a rose? we've been joking back and forth about valentines day saying it's bollocks and we should just have a fun night and not worry about it too much. but if i don't show up with something will i be going home alone? or will it be lame and awkward if i have a rose? advice, please, thumped!

 

[Lili Marlene]

i have a date on valentines day for the first time in years as a single man. i'm bound to get the ride, right?

now, it's a third date, so, do i bring a rose? we've been joking back and forth about valentines day saying it's bollocks and we should just have a fun night and not worry about it too much. but if i don't show up with something will i be going home alone? or will it be lame and awkward if i have a rose? advice, please, thumped!

oh jeez. Sadly it depends on the person.

The internet (and probably most of your mates) will tell you every girl 'secretly' wants to be given a valentines gift no matter what she says. I'd rather hope that relationships weren't built on a foundation of lies like this but hey, most people can't be wrong right?

maybe show her this thread?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

oh jeez. Sadly it depends on the person.

The internet (and probably most of your mates) will tell you every girl 'secretly' wants to be given a valentines gift no matter what she says. I'd rather hope that relationships weren't built on a foundation of lies like this but hey, most people can't be wrong right?

maybe show her this thread?

shit, now i don't know what to think, maybe i better just cancel the date.

 

[Lili Marlene]

shit, now i don't know what to think, maybe i better just cancel the date.

Uh... somewhat ironic gift to try and cover both bases?

or maybe unfriend her on FB, change your number, social group and where you live and hope you never run into her again?

Personally I'd say that if she's sound then she wouldn't say one thing and mean the other in a situation like this but then I was always terrible at playing the dating game.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

i have a date on valentines day for the first time in years as a single man. i'm bound to get the ride, right?

now, it's a third date, so, do i bring a rose? we've been joking back and forth about valentines day saying it's bollocks and we should just have a fun night and not worry about it too much. but if i don't show up with something will i be going home alone? or will it be lame and awkward if i have a rose? advice, please, thumped!

At least a rose. Or something of a chocolate nature.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

At least a rose. Or something of a chocolate nature.

at least?!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

at least?!

Personally, I feel it has to be acknowledged.

You could text a photo of flowers at 4pm and say "Looking forward to seeing you tonight"

That way you have addressed it.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Personally, I feel it has to be acknowledged.

You could text a photo of flowers at 4pm and say "Looking forward to seeing you tonight"

That way you have addressed it.

Nah, I'll bring a single rose and just make light of it. "no biggie, but just cos've the day that's in it". it's only the third date, like.

 

[Jill Hives]

at least?!

My advice, NO FUCKING ROSE. Buy another type of single flower like an orchid or something a bit special. Roses are naff. Then just have fun. Spurge on dessert somewhere or something. You won't go home alone.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

oh god, now i'm really confused.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I would listen to someone with a vagina on this one.

 

[shower another shower]

Youre definitely getting the ride, bai.

 

[Jill Hives]

oh god, now i'm really confused.

Single roses say, "Fuck, I just remembered while walking by the train station." Hell, even five gerber daisies for a fiver are better than a single rose. Be different and it's inexpensive. Then don't worry about the stupid holiday because you got different flowers unlike every other dude. Have fun. Gorge on something sweet somewhere later after a few drinks. Keep it simple but not generic, that's my advice. Then again, I'm single so maybe I'm wrong.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Bring a bottle of Rosé.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Bring a bottle of Rosé.

nah, we're going to a brewery.

 

[therealjohnny]

Line up a few bottles of beer...in rows


if she doesn't get the joke dump her

 

[Jill Hives]

nah, we're going to a brewery.

Third date >> Brewery = beer drinker = low maintenance = you'll get the ride if you're sound.