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Happier says:
what was for lunch over in happyville?
happy says:
ah grand
happy says:
ham sambo, broccoli soup and coffee
Happier says:
i had a sanglidge
Happier says:
so dull.
happy says:
well, you could have been an ethopian!
happy says:
or eaten one
happy says:
some emoticon
happy says:
don't be so dismissive
Happier says:
we're all ethiopians
happy says:
except me
Happier says:
remains of the first human were found in etiopia
happy says:
i'm not human
Happier says:
oh yeah
happy says:
media today eh? pricks... you know, feeding off people's insecurities... and they thrive on the errosion of family values
Happier says:
values eh?
happy says:
like those smirnoff ice ads, encouraging people to be unfaithful and then lie about it, like it's something cool...
happy says:
that kind of thing
happy says:
it basically says, you drink this, follow all urges, fuck everyone and then lie about it
Happier says:
that's all to do with the attention span of todays youth
Happier says:
does anyone have the energy to see a relationship through? i dunno.
Happier says:
ads are the new cinema.
happy says:
energy, you think it's down to energy?
Happier says:
not really. not in that sense
Happier says:
i mean... eh.... it's far too much effort
happy says:
like... it's cool to lie, to be unfaithful, all the kida are doing it ... with this drink, you can indulge yourself, and get away with it...
happy says:
you think that's what people actually want? instant gratification?
Happier says:
oh yeah
Happier says:
don't you ?
Happier says:
fast food, one night stands mobile phones...
happy says:
i had enough of that in college
happy says:
one night stands are ultimately unsatisfying, unless the bird is a real goer like... then they're bleedin rappa
Happier says:
yeah. mostly shit tho.
happy says:
i got a new phone today, it has 10 games on it and i can program it to let me know when me bird is within 20 feet so i can put down my smirnoff ice drink and continue with my guinness and wholesomeness
Happier says:
i'm rappa at them buh
Happier says:
my new phone calls me a prick any time i'm missing you
happy says:
and those new McTikkas, sex on a stick like...
happy says:
ahh, that's so sweet.
happy says:
i miss you too
Happier says:
aeee
Happier says:
awww
happy says:
so, what you think went on in the boardroom when they were thining up those ads ... what sparked it?
Happier says:
they thought about modern lad, and how he's a cunt. so they invented some sunt ads about cunts after reading an issue of fhm, which i call the cunting times.
happy says:
"chairman, ladies and gentlemen, i was in a bar last night, i got this uncontrolable urge to fuck this hot chick even though i have a girlfriend and i got this amazing idea ... what if there was a drink cool drink that would help me get away with this?"
Happier says:
"lets call it cunt"
happy says:
"amazing dennis, it's about time we gave you a rise"...
happy says:
"let's have a brain fucking session, 'see what our 'creative' department (all look at eachother, smirking, smirnoff ice * symbols appear over each of their heads) comes up with shall we?"
happy says:
"yes" says dennis smirking (another * appears above his head)...
Happier says:
it tastes like cunt juice for cunts.
happy says:
the tea lady comes into the office, the all look at eachother knowingly, * symbols appearing above all their heads making that *TWING* noise...
happy says:
starts to get pretty noisy
happy says:
and slightly irksome
happy says:
dennis looks at his tea, 3 * symbols appear above his head, TWING TWING TWING, each one for milk, sugar and stirring his tea.
Happier says:
where do you get this?
happy says:
the MD shouts at him to be quiet... 5 * symbols suddenly appear above his head...
happy says:
one for i'm going to kill that cunt
happy says:
the second for ... with this smirnoff ice bottle
Happier says:
you been working on this at home?
Happier says:
story board and all
happy says:
the third for ... i'll show him, i'll fuck his girlfriend and see how he likes it
happy says:
the fourth for ... i'd better use a johnny, i heard half the office has been with her...
happy says:
and the fifth for .... i'd better put some milk and sugar in my tea...
Happier says:
and one for 'i'm a cunt'
happy says:
TWING TWING TWING TWING TWING
happy says:
half an hour later, the tea lady comes in to take the cups back, there's million and millions of white * symbols, just floating in the air, all the guys, splayeyed and spreadeagled on the boardroom table, dead with smirnoff ice bottles sticking out of their necks.
happy says:
i'd pay good money to see that...
what was for lunch over in happyville?
happy says:
ah grand
happy says:
ham sambo, broccoli soup and coffee
Happier says:
i had a sanglidge
Happier says:
so dull.
happy says:
well, you could have been an ethopian!
happy says:
or eaten one
happy says:
some emoticon
happy says:
don't be so dismissive
Happier says:
we're all ethiopians
happy says:
except me
Happier says:
remains of the first human were found in etiopia
happy says:
i'm not human
Happier says:
oh yeah
happy says:
media today eh? pricks... you know, feeding off people's insecurities... and they thrive on the errosion of family values
Happier says:
values eh?
happy says:
like those smirnoff ice ads, encouraging people to be unfaithful and then lie about it, like it's something cool...
happy says:
that kind of thing
happy says:
it basically says, you drink this, follow all urges, fuck everyone and then lie about it
Happier says:
that's all to do with the attention span of todays youth
Happier says:
does anyone have the energy to see a relationship through? i dunno.
Happier says:
ads are the new cinema.
happy says:
energy, you think it's down to energy?
Happier says:
not really. not in that sense
Happier says:
i mean... eh.... it's far too much effort
happy says:
like... it's cool to lie, to be unfaithful, all the kida are doing it ... with this drink, you can indulge yourself, and get away with it...
happy says:
you think that's what people actually want? instant gratification?
Happier says:
oh yeah
Happier says:
don't you ?
Happier says:
fast food, one night stands mobile phones...
happy says:
i had enough of that in college
happy says:
one night stands are ultimately unsatisfying, unless the bird is a real goer like... then they're bleedin rappa
Happier says:
yeah. mostly shit tho.
happy says:
i got a new phone today, it has 10 games on it and i can program it to let me know when me bird is within 20 feet so i can put down my smirnoff ice drink and continue with my guinness and wholesomeness
Happier says:
i'm rappa at them buh
Happier says:
my new phone calls me a prick any time i'm missing you
happy says:
and those new McTikkas, sex on a stick like...
happy says:
ahh, that's so sweet.
happy says:
i miss you too
Happier says:
aeee
Happier says:
awww
happy says:
so, what you think went on in the boardroom when they were thining up those ads ... what sparked it?
Happier says:
they thought about modern lad, and how he's a cunt. so they invented some sunt ads about cunts after reading an issue of fhm, which i call the cunting times.
happy says:
"chairman, ladies and gentlemen, i was in a bar last night, i got this uncontrolable urge to fuck this hot chick even though i have a girlfriend and i got this amazing idea ... what if there was a drink cool drink that would help me get away with this?"
Happier says:
"lets call it cunt"
happy says:
"amazing dennis, it's about time we gave you a rise"...
happy says:
"let's have a brain fucking session, 'see what our 'creative' department (all look at eachother, smirking, smirnoff ice * symbols appear over each of their heads) comes up with shall we?"
happy says:
"yes" says dennis smirking (another * appears above his head)...
Happier says:
it tastes like cunt juice for cunts.
happy says:
the tea lady comes into the office, the all look at eachother knowingly, * symbols appearing above all their heads making that *TWING* noise...
happy says:
starts to get pretty noisy
happy says:
and slightly irksome
happy says:
dennis looks at his tea, 3 * symbols appear above his head, TWING TWING TWING, each one for milk, sugar and stirring his tea.
Happier says:
where do you get this?
happy says:
the MD shouts at him to be quiet... 5 * symbols suddenly appear above his head...
happy says:
one for i'm going to kill that cunt
happy says:
the second for ... with this smirnoff ice bottle
Happier says:
you been working on this at home?
Happier says:
story board and all
happy says:
the third for ... i'll show him, i'll fuck his girlfriend and see how he likes it
happy says:
the fourth for ... i'd better use a johnny, i heard half the office has been with her...
happy says:
and the fifth for .... i'd better put some milk and sugar in my tea...
Happier says:
and one for 'i'm a cunt'
happy says:
TWING TWING TWING TWING TWING
happy says:
half an hour later, the tea lady comes in to take the cups back, there's million and millions of white * symbols, just floating in the air, all the guys, splayeyed and spreadeagled on the boardroom table, dead with smirnoff ice bottles sticking out of their necks.
happy says:
i'd pay good money to see that...