Trekkies anonymous (2 Viewers)

[avernus]

Mondobrutale - the self proclaimed king of pop of thumped.

 

[avernus]

Actually, on the subject of Star Trek - who is the biggest geek here? Whoever it is should be made modularator.

just being clear, it's not me - I've never even read a single fantasy novel or played any of those ridiculous role playing things.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Actually, on the subject of Star Trek - who is the biggest geek here? Whoever it is should be made modularator.

just being clear, it's not me - I've never even read a single fantasy novel or played any of those ridiculous role playing things.

and can the gamers be sent elsewhere?

 

[plug]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

thinking about it, there probably won't be much room for dating in the future really. simply make your babies in a tube, and for personal jollies you could simply utilise available technology. just go into the holodeck and whip together a giant wall of hungry dick sucking mouths or something. and for the laydeez, a giant flailing, darting tounge like a worm that's just been cut in half by a shovel...

sexxx.

 

[oh shit]

Re: Worf

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Well its 7:30am here and boy oh boy have me and data been having some fun with the replicator tonight.15 years working on the starship enterprise and it never occured to either of us to cause some mischeif with the replicators.For those of you who have no idea what a replicator is ,and im sure theres many of you feeble minded humans out there.The replicator was a machine designed to literaly "replicate" foods.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The heart of the food replication system is a pair of molecular matrix matter replicators located on Deck 12 and 34. These devices dematerialize a measured quantity of raw material in a manner similar to that of a standard transporter. Unlike a standard transporter, however, no molecular imaging scanners are used to derive analog pattern data of the original material. Instead, a sophisticated quantum geometry transformational matrix field is used to modify the matter stream to conform to a digitally stored molecular pattern matrix. blah blah blah ,childsplay![/FONT][/FONT]
Anyway this is all very well ,and we have been enjoying our 6am pizzas and midnight Vienetta gorges for some time now.however this morning i got out of bed looking forward to my usual fat bowl of sugar puffs before engaging in some music.Now the way the replicator works is ,you have to say what food you want into the speaker and your food will appear in a matter of seconds.I didnt notice at the time but thinking back ,as i said "puffs" into the speaker i must have coughed or stuttered because what came out was a sugar coated fetus.it may not have been a fetus but it was definately more than one seperate molecular structure.maybe a few diferent animals all mixed together..... with some sugar. I found this hilarious and so did mr data.All day we have been making up words ,half stuttering ,and naming random celebrities into the replicator speaker .At one point we had a miniture burt reynolds mixed with a twix that was alive for a few seconds.Then there was the michael jackson bacon rasher, and the neitzche burger i ate half of that too.it was a bit intense.
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Im of to bed now anyway.its been a fun day.The thought that tomorow my sugar puffs may have christina aguileras face on each individual piece of corn is that of a good one.I strongly recomend you try this as soon as you hurry your arses up to the year 2050.Otherwise have fun with your err what do you call em? ah yes "fridges" pffff.Feeble humans![/FONT]
Make it so!!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i heard gavin pryor keeps reptiles and plays dungeons and dragons

maybe he should be moderator?

 

[Lord Damian]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

the old rumour that the actress who played Troi was in porn before ST:TNG used to give me comfort in dark times.

regardless, Orion slave girls. nothing else even comes close.

 

[avernus]

anyone who keeps reptiles has got way too much cool to be a geek. unless theyre those shitty tiny reptiles. fuck that.

 

[avernus]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

what happened to Troi's accent? she went from having a sorta French accent to just whatevvva. A guy I know had a jones for ensign Ro. It was pretty sick.

remember when La Forge was nailing the holodeck version of some chick who designed the enterprise? what a sick cunt. boy was she mad when she found out. Or Riker having a tug over some slut in a jazz bar on the holodeck, as if he couldnt have scored any woman on the ship! or when Tasha rode Data and later claimed her drink had been spiked. Or when Picard was screwing that sexy voiced science officer Vash. VASH!?!

I guess when you break it down, The Next Generation was a pretty sick show full of perverts.

 

[oh shit]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

vash wasn't a science officer, she was a rogue archeologist. christ.

although you're right about troi's accent. on balance, nil points.

 

[glen]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

no star trek

 

[avernus]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

vash wasn't a science officer, she was a rogue archeologist. christ.

although you're right about troi's accent. on balance, nil points.

oh yeah. then what was the name of that science officer chick that died but didnt - O' Brien was playing havok with Picard's emotions.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

did troys mom ever have any luck with jean luc in the end?

 

[avernus]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

I met her. I somehow found myself at a star trek convention. What I saw there changed the way I looked at the world. I felt dirty and ashamed. I did however have the pleasure of seeing some jerk I knew fully kitted out in a star fleet uniform with tri-corder and the fucking works. Oh how I laughed.

 

[Alan Remorse]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

man, id sell my soul to be at a star trek convention

the closest i got to it was having to do security at the gamer convention in work

 

[oh shit]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

one time i went to a star wars convention in belfast. i met david prowse, the chick who danced in jabba's palace, and some other extras i couldnt care less about.
however everyone there was disappointingly normal.

 

[Alan Remorse]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

the chick who danced in jabba's palace.

ah, oola.

i remember being a young perve and pausing it on the bit where her boobie pops out.

good times.

 

[oh shit]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

have you check it out on DVD!?!?! it's what they were made for (!) OMG

 

[Alan Remorse]

Re: Beverly Crusher vs. Deanna Troi

heres a picture of an air guitar competition at our last gig!!!! you can also see me in the background peering into to a drumkit!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rogue]

I win!!!! guess who's the chancellor of my uni...