thumped wishlist (2 Viewers)

[UnIt SevEn]

just looked at my user cp.

regarding the 'narky cunt' thing, sorry again. i thought the funny side, if any, of what i was saying would be more obvious.

regards,
raymond.

 

[pete]

maybe it's locked for some other reason.

it is.

 

[Alan Remorse]

i still think "boobies" was the best suggestion for thumped.

 

[roxy]

Cannibalism.

Two ens one el.

 

[snakybus]

it is.

why?

 

[moc]

cos it was the worst thread ever?

 

[pete]

why?

Same reason dogs lick their balls.

 

[the bearded lady]

make everyone watch the Nick Berg video before they can log on.

make sucking Morrissey off while he shits compulsory.

MY OWN TV SHOW!

get a separate board for the "disciples of andrew", call it cluas.

get someone to organize a weekly mailout of all the "underground" gigs in ireland and we all sign up for it. maybe call it stuffyouremissing.com or something.

bring back Path.

ban everyone under 30 from thumped.

employ ron from IU to write a spiritual guidance column.

ban bennys and lezzers and poofs and girls with brains.

eh.................

 

[old]

Make there be a reply button for PMs.

 

[LMD64]

i want a tumbleweed smiley.

y'know, tumbleweed, like in the western movies, when the hero enters a deserted town, and there's nothing there, just tumbleweed being blown across the street, and all is quiet.
kind of like the bits in 'shooting stars' when vic reeves tells a joke, and all goes quiet and the wind starts to howl, far off in the distance.

to be used when someone makes a really shit joke. or a completely useless post.


<tumbleweed/>

 

[Ed]

MY OWN TV SHOW!

The Wrestling Channel are holding open applications to all fans who wish to apply for the job of presenting the new weekly TWC News Show which is under discussion.

Please include:

1) A videotape of yourself presenting a mock "news TYPE" show - use your initiative. If you have to ask what to put on it, you're not suited for the job, so don't bother applying.

2) A copy of your CV - outlining all relevant personal details & experience.

3) A recent FULL SIZE photo. If you send a passport photo, then you can't follow simple instructions - which doesn't really reflect well...

4) A letter stating why you believe you are suitable to be a TV presenter.

5) Males & Females welcome. Over 18's only.

6) Closing date for applications to be RECEIVED is 24th May 2004.

Send applications to:
The Wrestling Channel,
Harbour House,
Personell Dept. (2nd Floor),
Harbour Road,
Howth,
Co. Dublin,
Ireland.

Please note, that the show will be taped in Dublin over a 1-day period. Weekly flights from the UK will obviously be paid for, but keep the travel in mind.

An extensive knowledge of Wrestling is obviously a huge factor.

Thank you, and good luck to anyone who is interested.

 

[the bearded lady]

how about a section called Shindler's list where all the jews who scab in on the guest list to gigs that are already cheaply priced get their names printed so we see who's the scabbiest fuck. also, it gets marked if they actually fucking bothered to turn up or not. we could award a yellow star each month to whoever gets in on the most lists!!!

 

[Andy C]

hey ross, i'm actually workin in the wrestling channel at the mo. you should apply for that if your into wrestling

 

[One of us]

i meant it as a joke.

Sorry. Completely didn't get that. Guess that's why they invented the smiley.

Strikes me that this is the kind of scrap you could only have on the internet.

Did someone alter your rating on that post to call you a narky cunt? That's actually a pretty cool thing to be called. If it was me, I'd wear that badge with pride.

 

[moc]

i want a tumbleweed smiley.

y'know, tumbleweed, like in the western movies, when the hero enters a deserted town, and there's nothing there, just tumbleweed being blown across the street, and all is quiet.
kind of like the bits in 'shooting stars' when vic reeves tells a joke, and all goes quiet and the wind starts to howl, far off in the distance.

to be used when someone makes a really shit joke. or a completely useless post.


<tumbleweed/>

 

[Alan Remorse]

i still say more boobies.

 

[pete]

 

[spiritualtramp]

brilliant

 

[Richie]

Attack of the Rolling Weetabix

 

[LMD64]

thank you very much. it's just what i always wanted.

Your letter was only the start of it,
One letter and now you're a part of it,
Now you've done it, Pete has fixed for it you, and you and you.

There must be something that you always want to do,
The one thing that you always wanted to,

Now you've done it, Pete has fixed it for you, and you and you and you Bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah

Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-Bah-Bah

Pete has fixed it for you, and you and you

Bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah

Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-Bah-Bah

Pete has fixed it for you, and you and you and you-ou-ou.