This is a bit ruff (1 Viewer)

[David Kronenbourg]

http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/

 

[rettucs]

lifes a bitch

 

[philbrooks]

I miss thumped's bestiality section.

 

[ann post]

tale as old as time

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Woman goes to her doc

Woman - "Everytime I have sex my knees chafe on the carpet and it's really bothersome."

Doc - "What position are you having intercourse in?"

Woman - "Doggystyle."

Doc - "Well obviously then you should try another position."

Woman - "But that's the only position my dog knows."

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Woman goes to her doc

Woman - "Everytime I have sex my knees chafe on the carpet and it's really bothersome."

Doc - "What position are you having intercourse in?"

Woman - "Doggystyle."

Doc - "Well obviously then you should try another position."

Woman - "But that's the only position my dog knows."

it's a dogs life...

 

[Thebeard]

I think we should all paws for a second and think about how woof this woman had it. Life's cruel sometimes. Lets bow-wow our heads in silence.

 

[magicbastarder]

charged with buggery?
you're having a bad day when you're charged with a 19th century sex offence.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

He didn't even get his jollies, his madra did, and it was consensual.

 

[washingcattle]

Hold on he's been charged with telling a dog to fuck a woman ?

Crap, now I have to retrain my Baboon rape gang.

Perhaps they can be retrained as Millwall supporters.

 

[ann post]

where does your mates dog humping your leg every ten minutes stand legally?

 

[Deleted member 3435]

so depressing. she had four kids, or maybe I should say children.

 

[nooleen]

jaysus, it's nearly enough to put you off sex with dogs

 

[SomethingManic]

Nearly ​enough.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

jaysus, it's nearly enough to put you off sex with dogs

wash their willies first - you'll be grand.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Be happy with your dolphin. Thats the lesson here.

 

[wild_cat]

Shouldn't someone have provided that "dolphin masturbation" link by now?


Only seen Shaney's reference there now.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Mr Hands likes this.

 

[ann post]

who would win in a fight between lassie and flipper?

 

[D0njo]

A sex fight?