Things that irrationally freak you out (4 Viewers)

[Mitchum]

Posts in the wrong forum.

 

[Bitchcock]

I hear you brother. That mongo that beats the shite out of his lars ulich-esqu kit in front of central bank...he's the shittest drummer i've ever seen
but why do slackjawed gawpers have to block the fuckin path to look at this loosed orang-utan and encourage him..
p.s. I was holding my mates baby while I was trying to type my anti baby jag....so I guess I take that back....
i guess....

 

[Pantone247]

Thomas has a driver though.

only when the plot requires him to have one

there is no consistancy in that show at all

 

[Pantone247]

Posts in the wrong forum.

 

[Catwoman]

The song Love is in the Air by John Paul Jones and damp fabric touching my skin.

This thread was on another forum a while back and my favourite reply was something like 'bees, and Christmas pudding because it looked like bees squashed together'.

 

[Thebeard]

Oranges

 

[Lili Marlene]

nothing

i can't think of a single thing I have an irrational fear/hatred etc. of. there's always a reason

 

[maims bond]

Getting eaten by a Great White Shark. You're statistically more likely to be struck by lightning, and they've never been spotted in any of the beaches/water I have swam in. Yet, I am convinced I will be the first person to be attacked off the coast of Ireland by one of these monsters when they suddenly migrate north because the water has become warmer.

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[David Kronenbourg]

Oranges

that's completely fuckin irrational. fuckin love oranges, me. they are the fuckin only fruit. don't care what any fuckin muff diving author says

 

[Jill Hives]

Spiders.
Babies.
Anything in mass quantities and that is moving.
Talking on the phone.
Ordering food.

I could go on and on.

 

[cpr]

the word fisticuffs

 

[Thebeard]

that's completely fuckin irrational. fuckin love oranges, me. they are the fuckin only fruit. don't care what any fuckin muff diving author says

Who says what now?

I hate them, their skin, their smell, their spurt of juice when someone peels one. Ugh, disgusting.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

jeanette winterson, author of oranges are not the only fruit.

 

[lympog]

I actually stopped breathing and collapsed in a pub once because of it. Rediculous! Telling myself to cop on doesn't work though.

you drunk!!
i happen to have an irrational fear of drunks

 

[Jerry Twig]

Spiders.
Babies.
Anything in mass quantities and that is moving.
Talking on the phone.
Ordering food.

I could go on and on.

Spider babies!

 

[Squiggle]

you drunk!!
i happen to have an irrational fear of drunks

I was sober. Designated driver that night. Actually, maybe it wouldn't have happened if I'd been drunk.

I have an irrational fear of people who fear drunks.

 

[ernesto]

you drunk!!
i happen to have an irrational fear of drunks

thats not irrational. drunks can be aggravating. made it into work this morning alright then yeah?

me:
clowns
fish n seaweed brushing and things brushing against me when in the sea. urgghhhhh

 

[Lili Marlene]

I have a very rational hatred of people who claim to have an irrational fear of clowns

 

[Pedronimus]

... fuckin love oranges......muff diving

About those 2. A guy I went to school with had a dream where he performed cunninglingus on a girl. He said it tasted of oranges....Is this true?

I intensely dislike cutlery with plastic handles. Wooden handles or all metal is the way to go.

 

[billygannon]

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