The Zombie Apocalypse (3 Viewers)

[Hector Grey]

Check out the fifth columnist.

Actually, I think we should work with the zombie leaders to reach a peaceful, mutually beneficial solution.

yeah, so we feed them the weak and the civil servants, but what happens when we run out?

 

[adampg44]

god

 

[Moods For Mallards]

yeah, so we feed them the weak and the civil servants, but what happens when we run out?

Do they like chips?

 

[Hector Grey]

Do they like chips?

yes. but chips made of femurs and salted with brain.

 

[Reets]

And if you haven't read this:

For shame.

Is it really that good, or just lots of brain eating pictures?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

f.f.v's wicklow mountains idea is a pretty good one, if selfish. The Zombies won't leave urban centres until they have to because they've run out of brains to eat... and in the meantime their numbers should have reduced.

whats selfish about hiding out in the mountains?
and the zombie survival guide is a great read,no bains and gore just proper advice on what to do come the day .|..|

 

[Reets]

cool, thanks.

 

[Pantone247]

I'd probably drop the acid I was saving for Crosby Stills and Nash, and shake my freak thang loose

 

[i am 138]

If im honest with myself I think Id just say fuck it and become a zombie, it would be closer to my current lifestyle anyway, with out havin to go and figure out all this survivalist shit, face it none of you wimps is gonna have the first clue how to use a crossbow or break into b&q.
Matter of fact why are you all so against being a zombie anyway?, zombies are waaaaaay cooler than humans.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

If im honest with myself I think Id just say fuck it and become a zombie, it would be closer to my current lifestyle anyway, with out havin to go and figure out all this survivalist shit, face it none of you wimps is gonna have the first clue how to use a crossbow or break into b&q.
Matter of fact why are you all so against being a zombie anyway?, zombies are waaaaaay cooler than humans.

!bog

 

[i am 138]

Zombie racist

 

[nooleen]

is it not time for the 'zombies are so awesome' trend to die, it's gone on well past its sell-by date.
but at least no-one's shiteing on about feckin' pirates anymore.

 

[Cryptid]

is it not time for the 'zombies are so awesome' trend to die, it's gone on well past its sell-by date.
but at least no-one's shiteing on about feckin' pirates anymore.

I agree. It's so 2005.

I think the Lizard People are our real concern now. When they reveal themselves and start biting people's heads off, it's going to make the Zombies look like lolcatz. Unless the Zombies are on our side or prefer the taste of Lizard People flesh to straight human. Otherwise, we're going to need Robots, presuming they're invented before this sh*t goes down. I figure I'm going to head north when this happens, possibly stealing a boat to get to Norway. They can't possibly thrive in the colder, darker conditions of the North. The same could also be true for Zombies as they aren't exactly warm blooded creatures.

 

[Cryptid]

..

 

[i am 138]

Hey all im saying is at least consider it, i imagine being a zombie is kinda like the post apocalyptic version of being on the dole, loafing around all day while others have to work finding food and weapons. Life would just be like one long Misfits song, how cool would that be?

 

[Froog]

zomg.

 

[pissypants]

There's nothing you could do ultimately. You can only prolong the inevitable.

Wow. Don't want you on my team.

Your best bet would be to go Bear Grylls somewhere up the mountains with no paths that needs climbing to. Zombies are crap at climbing.

is it not time for the 'zombies are so awesome' trend to die, it's gone on well past its sell-by date.
but at least no-one's shiteing on about feckin' pirates anymore.

Nooly called it. It's over.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

is it not time for the 'zombies are so awesome' trend to die, it's gone on well past its sell-by date.
but at least no-one's shiteing on about feckin' pirates anymore.

When they stop being a legitimate threat, then the talk can stop. Until then we need to get our shit ready just in case....

 

[nooleen]

zombies schmombies. it's rabies i'm worried about. since i got bitten by a monkey last summer and didn't bother me hole getting the full course of rabies vaccine. where the feck did i put that to-do list...

 

[chutneyfarmer]

zombies schmombies. it's rabies i'm worried about. since i got bitten by a monkey last summer and didn't bother me hole getting the full course of rabies vaccine. where the feck did i put that to-do list...