the most amazing girl i've ever slept with award goes to... (3 Viewers)

[Ex-User (250)]

time for a hard nights work eh sadie?

dude, what's your fucking problem? you come across all retarded.

 

[billygannon]

This is the most amazing girl I ever slept with:

 

[kinky john]

That reminds me of a time I once spent in a brothel in east hhhampshiire, it involved many beeautiful ladies.


Unfortuneately I was in an all over body cast from a previous endevour with my friends motha, and the only part of my body that was free was my palmsh.

A glorious night indeed.

 

[JohnnyRocket]

That reminds me of a time I once spent in a brothel in east hhhampshiire, it involved many beeautiful ladies.


Unfortuneately I was in an all over body cast from a previous endevour with my friends motha, and the only part of my body that was free was my palmsh.

A glorious night indeed.

which reminds me of the time i slept with your motha and she ended up in a body cast. man, she was really crap.

 

[avernus]

for fuck sake!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

That reminds me of a time I once spent in a brothel in east hhhampshiire, it involved many beeautiful ladies.


Unfortuneately I was in an all over body cast from a previous endevour with my friends motha, and the only part of my body that was free was my palmsh.

A glorious night indeed.

i'm a plukin' flat-leafed parsley and flickin' it at your ass!!!

 

[Wavioli]

dude, what's your fucking problem? you come across all retarded.

defending your internet girlfriend again? that is sooo sad.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

defending your internet girlfriend again? that is sooo sad.

well, you'd be out of line talking to anyone like that, it doesn't matter if she's my internet girlfriend or not. do you have children's problems?

 

[Wavioli]

well, you'd be out of line talking to anyone like that, it doesn't matter if she's my internet girlfriend or not. do you have children's problems?

whooping cough as a matter of fact

 

[Ex-User (250)]

whooping cough as a matter of fact

good. i hope you get everything you deserve.

 

[Wavioli]

good. i hope you get everything you deserve.

I see how it is,

Miss b haven is away so ur trying to impress another girl on the list, in the vain hope that u will someday meet her, and have your sordid way.

dont worry man, I wont stand in your way.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I see how it is,

Miss b haven is away so ur trying to impress another girl on the list, in the vain hope that u will someday meet her, and have your sordid way.

dont worry man, I wont stand in your way.

yeah, like you'd have a hope in hell anyway

 

[Wavioli]

yeah, like you'd have a hope in hell anyway

roigh, oill bleedin foightcha forrrer.

after ive finished my ironing.

!ironyyy

 

[kinky john]

i'm a plukin' flat-leafed parsley and flickin' it at your ass!!!

I shee you've had thee immenshse pleasure of viewing one of my cabaret show act shows. I am new to thish country, and I may well be performing here shoon.

maybe we could be palsh, buddiesh.

Bum chummsh.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I shee you've had thee immenshse pleasure of viewing one of my cabaret show act shows. I am new to thish country, and I may well be performing here shoon.

maybe we could be palsh, buddiesh.

Bum chummsh.

will you be bringing your boy band 'mandate' with you?

 

[kinky john]

I have just come to the realishation that there is a lot of hoshtility on and around and under this board. Kinky John ish a peash loving kinda-guy.

Eespecially with soo many beautiful ladiesh pointing their love mishhiles in kinky johnsh direction.

Johnny Rocket, If you could pleashe point me in the direction of my fat motha I will be very happysh. I havent seen that fat cow since the day I fell off my swing and broke my patented leather stretch armstrong carry-all.

Anyone intereshted in kinky john's erotic review, could you pleashe send me a private massage, this includes ladiesh to review the erotic shide of things, back stage hands, also if there are any weasel rushtlersh on the board, my last one haz run away, un fortuneatly with my pelican, and pelican bucket hat. If anyone can help me out, pleashe let me know as shoon as possible.

 

[kinky john]

will you be bringing your boy band 'mandate' with you?

Of courshe, as well as my masterful use of chineese style large metal throwing stars which I handle with great skill and can throw with great accuracy from large distances.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Of courshe, as well as my masterful use of chineese style large metal throwing stars which I handle with great skill and can throw with great accuracy from large distances.

worst kinky john ever. it's "chinese weaponwy". lameo.

 

[Buzzo]

'mandate'

I wanna spend some time with you, I wanna drink some wine with you

(turn and touch, turn and touch)

 

[kinky john]

worst kinky john ever. it's "chinese weaponwy". lameo.

How can I be the worsht kinky john? hash there been othersh before me? Maybe you are the woisht hag ever.

Its's 'losero' not 'lameo', worst hag ever.