the most amazing girl i've ever slept with award goes to... (2 Viewers)

[Ex-User (250)]

I wanna spend some time with you, I wanna drink some wine with you

(turn and touch, turn and touch)

"their hormones are doin' dem damage ... you gotta give 'em cwedit fo' dat"

"can i book two weeks holidays for me mother's funeral next year?"

"the bottles just keep fallin' out, i put them in and they keep fallin' out again."

"so this is where the sheep are grazing."

it's been way too long...

 

[kinky john]

maybe you can come over to the club, and we can talk about it over a cocktail.
Theresh a choice of three: a short sharp screw up against a wall, simply the breast, or the hanging bollox of babylon.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

maybe you can come over to the club, and we can talk about it over a cocktail.
Theresh a choice of three: a short sharp screw up against a wall, simply the breast, or the hanging bollox of babylon.

jesus!!! it's "de crub" and "simpry de bweast"!!! grrrrrrrr.

 

[kinky john]

jesus!!! it's "de crub" and "simpry de bweast"!!! grrrrrrrr.

Are you making fun of my speech impediment?

you do realise I can type perfectly well.

 

[ann post]

sorry i missed this thread.

Is it good?

Anyone wanna write a review?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Are you making fun of my speech impediment?

you do realise I can type perfectly well.

that's like pretending to be joey from friends and saying "how are you doing?" instead of "how you doin'?" ... it kinda loses something. sorry kinky john.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

sorry i missed this thread.

Is it good?

Anyone wanna write a review?

write a review of yourself and post it up.

 

[kinky john]

that's like pretending to be joey from friends and saying "how are you doing?" instead of "how you doin'?" ... it kinda loses something. sorry kinky john.

yeah well its kinda hard when there some guy knit pickin every word you shay!

Just play the game...

 

[Unclealo]

Anyone wanna write a review?

"Show some promise, must try harder"

 

[Ex-User (250)]

yeah well its kinda hard when there some guy knit pickin every word you shay!

Just play the game...

ok, sorry

so, you wanna tell me about your sexual adventures in parking lots and railway pwoperdy?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

"Show some promise, must try harder"

as hard as the holy ghost fathers?

 

[Wavioli]

I have just come to the realishation that there is a lot of hoshtility on and around and under this board. Kinky John ish a peash loving kinda-guy.

Eespecially with soo many beautiful ladiesh pointing their love mishhiles in kinky johnsh direction.

Johnny Rocket, If you could pleashe point me in the direction of my fat motha I will be very happysh. I havent seen that fat cow since the day I fell off my swing and broke my patented leather stretch armstrong carry-all.

Anyone intereshted in kinky john's erotic review, could you pleashe send me a private massage, this includes ladiesh to review the erotic shide of things, back stage hands, also if there are any weasel rushtlersh on the board, my last one haz run away, un fortuneatly with my pelican, and pelican bucket hat. If anyone can help me out, pleashe let me know as shoon as possible.

what the fuck is this guy on about?? anyone?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

what the fuck is this guy on about?? anyone?

http://www.vicandbob.net/

 

[Unclealo]

as hard as the holy ghost fathers?

Are you kinky John?

 

[Wavioli]

http://www.vicandbob.net/

ok, but why waste your time typing out lines froma sitcom? This guys obviously some kind of pervert.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Are you kinky John?

dude, you should just assume i'm everyone you think i am and quit asking me about it.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

ok, but why waste your time typing out lines froma sitcom? This guys obviously some kind of pervert.

ask kinky john.

 

[Wavioli]

ask kinky john.

OK, Kinky John, what the fuck is a 'pelican bucket hat'???

I want an answer by the time I get back from lunch...

 

[kinky john]

OK, Kinky John, what the fuck is a 'pelican bucket hat'???

I want an answer by the time I get back from lunch...

Its a hat that I have mwade for my pelican, in which I have trainid him to fire ham and mawmalade filled paanty hwose into from affwar, before strapping it to his head. I wont gve away the grand finawle, you'll have to just come to my show.

And as for being a pervert, ask any lady what she thinks of that, and if she does not laugh whhole wheartedly in your face, I will personally eat my own ass.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

hooray!!!