The great snaky word-burn (2 Viewers)

[Anthony]

??

 

[old]

What invoice am I to send to Hugh now?

 

[Pantone247]

What invoice am I to send to Hugh now?

the sex invoice

 

[Anthony]

session fees hahahaha.

 

[snakybus]

Yes, and it's also Crockett. Maybe.
Here, Mike. Thanks for your bruvverinlaw's number.
It worked like a toptopulous dream.
He was at the other end being all 34 and that and spoke via the mouthpiece in a manner which suggested meeting, then came to visit and brought Armenians who did stuff and things and then everyone went home.
All good, so thanks for that.

oh hey that's great, hope the plastering looks good

 

[old]

I thought you might have meant that.
I was planning on striking it off against LM inc drumming provided.
Although he has to play a few more Corpo gigs to catch up.
Lousers.

Mikey: It looks good. Excellente.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

oh hey hi5s went out ages ago when hag pissed off to bristol and became a gay man

hi-5's will never be alone.

 

[snakybus]

hi-5's will never be alone.

*schmack*

 

[Ex-User (250)]

dang, thought this thread might have been funni.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

*schmack*

hey, your new sig is awesome!

 

[Pantone247]

dang, thought this thread might have been funni.

you must have mistaken this board for Thunped.com

Thunped.com is freaking hilarious

this place is like watching a baby robin dying on christmas eve, every day...

 

[ann post]

having learned in the past two months via facebook the actaul meaning of the word literally, i'm pretty convinced it serves no function whatsoever.

examples:

i literally describe everything bland that happened to me using literally to literally sound like i'm under contract from liter.

i describe everything bland that happened to me using literally to sound like i'm under contract from liter.

what say you thumped?

also - (ann posts number three favourite axe to grind, now with bonus features)

i think ireland should accept 'american english' as just being english, as it is our theoretical second language, and as such has rendered the queens english a quaint minority dialect from times past, sort of like irish.

 

[Lili Marlene]

edit: uh, hold on, I thought this was a new thread. i'm gonna go read this one and see if I already made that point

 

[ann post]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

 

[Lili Marlene]

No I didn't, ok, here we go again

Xzibit a)

Xzibit b)

i think ireland should accept 'american english' as just being english, as it is our theoretical second language, and as such has rendered the queens english a quaint minority dialect from times past, sort of like irish.

the queens english has been in no way a fixed thing. Her words have literally dumbed down over the years for us plebs who speak american english

 

[ann post]

"for the foreseeable future"

whatever you say, nostradamus.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Anyone who describes something as 'lush' and they're not talking about orchestration. Actually, even if they're talking about orchestration.


I HATE THAT WORD

 

[therealjohnny]

It's a good word for describing an alcoholic though

 

[nooleen]

i had an english teacher in secondary school who used the phrase "literally killed two birds with one stone", and described one of those corrupt pre-reformation popes as literally having a finger in every pie. what was her name...miss...thingy
she was crap

 

[egg_]

My brother 33 year old brother rang me up the other day to ask how to use apostrophes properly. He's a teacher.