Ted Hankey appreciation thread. (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Fuck.

Fuck it.

Mother-fuck.



c'mpn pal. You can do it. You know you can. I know you can. We all fucking know it.

Be cool. Just be cool, for christs sake....

 

[dunderhead]

howd the count do?

 

[Franco]

got beat by Martin Adams 5-3. he was in control at 3-3 but then went to shit.

don't like adams; he looks like a paedo.

 

[dunderhead]

shite. saw the interview with hankey after his first round victory.
he was nearly in tears with relief. apparently he needs the money really bad after a "really difficult year".

wanted john boy walton to win yesterday aswell but he threw away a 3-1 lead to some dickhead geordie. seems like a right asshole.think his name is robson.

 

[dunderhead]

darts is culture right?

 

[Franco]

Ted Hankey trancends mere sport.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Does anyone here fancy Trina Gulliver?

 

[dunderhead]

Phooaw!!wouldnt mind a bit of double top action with her!!.....eh!?...eh!?

she looks as though she just walked off the prisoner cell block h set

 

[Corey]

I'm gutted. Hanky really makes you feel him.

 

[Corey]

For him.

At me; with me, i just dont know anymore.

 

[dunderhead]

anyone see the ozzie with the platted rats tale do last night actually?think his name was whitlock. they had a profile of him before the game, his favourite movie is titanic and if he could be one animal he would be a cockatoo(cos they can fly). crazy ol darts player

 

[Catwoman]

Who's the bloke who has the blinky-eye-twirley-wrist action?

Ted's my fave though.

 

[Corey]

So i left the bar yesterday and Adams was ahead 6 sets to nothing, only to have lefty ring me two hours later saying they're neck and neck. I did not wanna leave that bar.

 

[dunderhead]

adams was fucked. thought nixon was gonna do it at six-five for sure.
but alas, no. he bottled it. loser.