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[Malarky]

Finnish entry for Eurovision song contest: [video=google;6666637566522776701]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6666637566522776701&q=lordi&pl=true[/video]

Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!

The saints are crippled
On this sinners’ night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder
The rocks about to roll
It’s the Arockalypse
Now bare your soul

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock ’n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock ’n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God’s creation supernatural high

The true believers
Thou shall be saved
Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith
On the day of Rockoning
It’s who dares, wins
You will see the jokers soon’ll be the new kings

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock ’n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock ’n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God’s creation supernatural high

Wings on my back
I got horns on my head
My fangs are sharp
And my eyes are red
Not quite an angel
Or the one that fell
Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell

Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!

Rock ’n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock ’n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God’s creation supernatural high

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

 

[Janer]

Well they didn't find the lyrics on the back of a matchbox.

 

[RSJ]

Is that where the nuns found you janer?

 

[Janer]

No a cabbage patch field........

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha, Lordi's performance at Eurovision could possibly even better Father Ted's "My Lovely Horse"!

 

[Janer]

That episode along with the Speed piss take episode are free with tommorows Sunday Independent

 

[nooleen]

check, and check.
"ted, y'forgot your brick!"
that lordi song is one of the best i've heard in a long time.

 

[Cormcolash]

Lordi are hilarious, okay not as funny as GWAR, but getting there!

 

[falsemonkey]

Might actually watch some of this "song contest" this year just to see these guys. Should be very funny.

 

[Phil]

Lordi are hilarious, okay not as funny as GWAR, but getting there!

Lordi loose it for me when they talk about how long it takes them to get into costume.

GWAR don't get into costume. They are GWAR. And they'll go far.

They've got guitars.

They'll eat your car.

 

[rotten tropics]

Lordi loose it for me when they talk about how long it takes them to get into costume.

GWAR don't get into costume. They are GWAR. And they'll go far.

They've got guitars.

They'll eat your car.

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and they were on joan rivers

 

[nooleen]

wow, joan rivers is pretty shite. "aren't you worried that's someone's going to see a fake hand, go home and *chop*, you know, see that and think 'ok, that's what we do'?"
yes joan, that is a worry.

 

[rotten tropics]

''well the police bribed me really..invited me back to the station to do some confiscated crack with them''
amazing

 

[rotten tropics]

http://www.keithm.utvinternet.ie/videos/Lithuania06.wmv

another insane entry

 

[Cormcolash]

Right that's it, I'm moving to fucking Estonia or somewhere, I can definitely get a comedy Eurovision entry in there.