Stupid things you have done recently (1 Viewer)

[Eddie Gorilla]

Lets see..stupid things..recently...hmm..ah, yes; the other night I accidentally texted my Ma a text meant for a friend in which I mentioned how I feel about my Ma, how I think I might have a crush on her and how much I'd love to just spend one night with her..alone..
Shit one.

 

[avernus]

Lets see..stupid things..recently...hmm..ah, yes; the other night I accidentally texted my Ma a text meant for a friend in which I mentioned how I feel about my Ma, how I think I might have a crush on her and how much I'd love to just spend one night with her..alone..
Shit one.

Thats a dilly.

 

[mackle]

Lets see..stupid things..recently...hmm..ah, yes; the other night I accidentally texted my Ma a text meant for a friend in which I mentioned how I feel about my Ma, how I think I might have a crush on her and how much I'd love to just spend one night with her..alone..
Shit one.

How did she react?

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Lets see..stupid things..recently...hmm..ah, yes; the other night I accidentally texted my Ma a text meant for a friend in which I mentioned how I feel about my Ma, how I think I might have a crush on her and how much I'd love to just spend one night with her..alone..
Shit one.

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seriously though, that must have been so embarrassing! I'd be bleedin scarrrrllllett!

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Yup, worse still, the sexy bitch didn't feel the same way so now like, dinner an' shit is just like, awkwaaaard.

 

[mackle]

Yeh I hate when my ma knows about my love life. Its all weird. And when I'm too shy to make a move on somebody she knows I like she never fucks up.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Thats a dilly.

of a pickle

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Yeh I hate when my ma knows about my love life. Its all weird. And when I'm too shy to make a move on somebody she knows I like she never fucks up.

Your Ma knows about your love life? Oh boo hoo.
My Ma is my love life fuck sake.

 

[mackle]

Your Ma knows about your love life? Oh boo hoo.
My Ma is my love life fuck sake.

you know what they say incest is best

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Your Ma knows about your love life? Oh boo hoo.
My Ma is my love life fuck sake.

If we were playing Incestuous Relations Top Trumps, Eoddy would be so kicking Mackles ass right now. Unless he has the Woody Allen card!

 

[chutneyfarmer]

you know what they say incest is best....

...Put you're sister (or in Eoddy's case, Mother) to the test

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Anyone wanna join my band? (Garlic-Man and the Unrequited Incest Love Rhetorics)

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Anyone wanna join my band? (Garlic-Man and the Unrequited Incest Love Rhetorics)

Only if these guys can be our mascots

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Only if these guys can be our mascots

 

[chutneyfarmer]

nah Garlic-Man and the Unrequited Incest Love Rhetorics is a better name man. Sooooo looking forward to practicing tomorrow! Yeah!!!!!!!

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

(see Easy Recipes Thread)

 

[chutneyfarmer]

(see Easy Recipes Thread)

Why, what's going on there?

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Some spa actually thinks I'd let him near my new band.
Best post harvest-core band in town an' all.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Some spa actually thinks I'd let him near my new band.
Best post harvest-core band in town an' all.

Ha! He must be one lame-ass loser if he thinks he can just be let into the hottest post harvest-core band in town

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Believe me, he is.
Fuckin' crop-core head, him.