Stupid things you have done recently (5 Viewers)

[RSJ]

Stupidest thing i did recently was to go to work for overtime at 5am the same day The Republic Of Loose were playing the roisin. I'm freaken wiped out over here...

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i read some of this thread

 

[Cormcolash]

This thread rules.

 

[Dude no.7]

i read some of this thread

i read a book once which turned out to be my mother's diary....
so it's off to Australia to find my dad .... they say he lives with the kangaroos

 

[jane]

I became an entrepreneur. Check out me, modelling my 'EROTIC CUSTOM MADE VERY DEEP PLUNGE CLUBBING TOP'
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63868&item=5385501054&rd=1&ssPageName=WD1V

 

[Ed]

Dear Jane,

You have hurt my eyes.
I take back any nice things i may have ever said.

Love,
Ed

 

[jane]

I suggest you go back, look at those pictures again, and reconsider what you have just said, lest I choose to crush you beneath my pendulous baps.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

pendulous baps.

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I'm such a kid.

 

[Cormcolash]

I suggest you go back, look at those pictures again, and reconsider what you have just said, lest I choose to crush you beneath my pendulous baps.

I was going to give you rep for use of the word 'baps', but I have to spread some around.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

I was going to give you rep for use of the word 'baps', but I have to spread some around.

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I have to spread some around

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spread some around

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some

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[La La]

i was at the hong kong dragon boat races during the weekend. there were hundreds of junkboats there, everyone was pissed and having a great old time. but it started to get really hot, the sun was beating down. La La was getting hot and bothered so decided to brave the water. so i did, i went for a swim. harmless, you say. not exactly. someone saw a tampon and 3 turds float past.


YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Divil A Bit]

I was at The Kills last week and whilst leaning on the ciggie machine talking to two friends, their eyes averted upwards suddenly as a HUGE metal billboard full of postcards fell on my head..WHAM. Considering suing TBMC.


Also, my uncle, whilst dreaming of taking a penalty for Man Utd, woke up screaming in pain after breaking his leg on the bedpost! Ouch. Cosidering suing Man Utd.

 

[ICUH8N]

Lay in the sun in a pair of shorts for about 6 hours on Saturday. Neglected to apply suncream.

Current Kneecap Temperature: Approx 800°C