Stupid lyrics thread. (1 Viewer)

[Latex lizzie]

..here! post up the dumbest lyrics you have ever heard here.I bought the auf de maur album after hearing the single some place and althought the music was only passable "rawk" crap.but.the lyrics..oh god the lyrics.."cat sat on the mat with your hat" type deal.Amuse me.

 

[jane]

Okay, Gavin, your wish is my command.

'My grandfather worked to support his family,
working hard all day in the rubber factory.'

From a song called 'Blue Pride' by a band called Youth Defense League (yes, I know....but the pro-lifers use other names in Amerikay), some blue-collar-loving rich kids from suburban connecticut.


'Punching through jello,
stabbing, not killing.'

Shites down the funniest lyric from the worst band I have ever heard in my life, Avenged Sevenfold. They even sent me the BEST, most badly-spelled, poorly worded 'e-beatdown' imaginable when I gave them the review they deserved. I thought they were a joke band, but I was wrong and being called a 'faggot pussy bbbbiiiiiaaaatch' was totally warranted. Heh heh. Best thing ever.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

SSHHHEEEEEE....

 

[Ex-User (250)]

"you don't know how much i love you, it makes my soul feel like a plastic bag with a hole in the bottom..."

i just made that up now. heh heh. it's amusing me.

 

[Latex lizzie]

SSHHHEEEEEE....

..get back to work.YOUUUUUUUU!! hehe heh.

 

[Buzzo]

The rap bit from that first All Saints single.... eh... "I know where it's at "

"With him I ain't losin and he knows that my name is not Susan" the manly lady in Salt n Peppa from Whatta man by SnP and En Vogue.

 

[Juno]

And the award for Most Brutal Lyrics I've ever heard goes to...

She's Electric - Oasis

She's electric
She's in a family full of eccentrics
She done things I never expected
And I need more time
She's got a sister
And god only knows how I've missed her
On the palm of her hand is a blister
And I need more time

And I want you to know
I've got my mind made up now
But I need more time
And I want you to say
Do you know what I'm saying?
But I need more...
Coz I'll be you and you'll be me
There's lots and lots for us to see
There's lots and lots for us to do
She is electric, can I be electric too?

She's got a brother
We don't get on with one another
But I quite fancy her mother
And I think that she likes me
She's got a cousin
In fact she's got 'bout a dozen
She's got one in the oven
But it's nothing to do with me

And I want you to know
I've got my mind made up now
But I need more time
And I want you to say
Do you know what I'm saying?
But I need more...
Coz I'll be you and you'll be me
There's lots and lots for us to see
There's lots and lots for us to do
She is electric, can I be electric too?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

all rap music / all heavy metal

andrew

 

[Psychotic no 2]

..here! post up the dumbest lyrics you have ever heard here.I bought the auf de maur album after hearing the single some place and althought the music was only passable "rawk" crap.but.the lyrics..oh god the lyrics.."cat sat on the mat with your hat" type deal.Amuse me.

Oh God, it's so funny. Those lyrics are like things you wrote when you were fifteen - 'I'll shuffle his deck clean' . Courtney's new album is quite ripe too. That Zeplin song is particularly rough on the oul lyrics:



Will you accept a collect call
From Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench singing that song
This is not the 1st time
He was so cute
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You woulda jumped him too!

Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same 'ol lead again & again..

Sometimes I gotta say shutup
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
He's on a stairway to hell
Yeah that is him
Playin' the zeplin song again & again & again & again & again & again

I'm a guitar
Honest pop single cut away
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings, stop playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols are anything

Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
Oh go sell it to Jimmy Page
At the crosses the deal he made
Cuz that song ain't goin' away
Oh God the Zeplin song
Nono the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh God the Zeplin song
SHUT UP!

 

[egg_]

And the award for Most Brutal Lyrics I've ever heard goes to...

She's Electric - Oasis

Gets my vote too - outstandingly bad

Heard a song on the radio in the Autumn, the chorus was 'If loving you with all my heart is a crime, then I'm guilteeee'. That's gotta take the award for Worst Single Line

 

[roxy]

A lot of the latter-day RHCP lyrics are just mind-bogglingly bad
From By the Way:

Steak Knife Caro Shark
Con Job Boot Cut

Skin that flick
She's such a little DJ
Get there quick
By street but not the freeway
turn that trick
to make a little leeway
Beat that nic
But not the way that we play

Dog Town Blood Bath
Rib Cage Soft Tail

Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there... waiting for

Black Jack Dope Dick
Pawn Shop Quick Pick
And it goes on and on like this......

 

[Wilbert]

Although they were my favourite band through my youth, a line in Duran Durans 'Is There Something I Should Know?' that goes "Don't say your easy on me, you're about as easy as a nuclear war" made me cringe. Although I quite like it now.

 

[Alan Remorse]

Shites down the funniest lyric from the worst band I have ever heard in my life, Avenged Sevenfold. They even sent me the BEST, most badly-spelled, poorly worded 'e-beatdown' imaginable when I gave them the review they deserved. I thought they were a joke band, but I was wrong and being called a 'faggot pussy bbbbiiiiiaaaatch' was totally warranted. Heh heh. Best thing ever.

haha, yeah they're fucking shit alright. have you seen them like? what a bunch of posers. did they really send you an email like that for giving them a bad review? what a bunch of crybaby losers

 

[jane]

haha, yeah they're fucking shit alright. have you seen them like? what a bunch of posers. did they really send you an email like that for giving them a bad review? what a bunch of crybaby losers

Read it and weep sevenfold tears. I'm busy pouring water on my feelings.:




To f . mcfuckface.....
in regards to your pathetic rendering of a review, you,I can tell, are
a
child of extremely poor upbringing in the areas of music and of life to
"talk shit " on a band that currently puts more time and effort into a
single track than you can obviously appreciate makes me think that you,
yourself should not be involved with the music industry in the first
place,
and to elaborate on that subject more, I would be so inclined to say
that I
would like to meet you and beat you fucking ass... and with no
substandered
assessing your situation or mine I can honestly say.. that if you lived
3
min. in the life that we live you would competely appreciate what we
have
to offer and why, and in closing... if ever you have more feelings to
dilute
yourself with.,.. we would be happy to hear your imput, but just try to
leave out the negative imput... and tell us what you would like to
hear.
faggot pussy bitch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Avenged Sevenfold Assault
team
crew......biiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fuck you!

 

[Alan Remorse]

eh ok... it is now mission to beat the fuck out of these people. and what the hell is up with their insane use of the english language? i spose that's what comes with living a hard life, maaan

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i can't decide what's more retarded; making shitty hardcore, reviewing shitty hardcore or even caring about shitty hardcore

andrew

 

[Alan Remorse]

hey dont diss shitty hardcore.. its how i make my living!

 

[jane]

eh ok... it is now mission to beat the fuck out of these people. and what the hell is up with their insane use of the english language? i spose that's what comes with living a hard life, maaan

Was that written in English? I wasn't sure.

Ah, they're just silly. They live in their own little world; never mind them.

 

[Goodbye]

"I would never dis you on the internet
cos my momma tought me betta than that"

or any song that rymes the words "Brain" with "insane" of which there are many
and also, the use of the word "situation" in a song, really winds me up

 

[Alan Remorse]

Was that written in English? I wasn't sure.

it was written in the language of hardship man...

no, i really hate this band... and they look like good charolette