shite ad of the year, 2004 (1 Viewer)

[The Fwames]

I
FUCKING
HATE
THE
CARLSBURG
SOCCOR
HOUSE
AD.

I shall never buy carlsbug,

I had the misfortune of having to work with one of the guys from that Ad for quite a while. He's a total knob so that adds some extra validity to hating that one.

 

[LMD64]

Just saw that ad for the "new" Glade airfreshner!


"Look at THAT puff"


I feel violated. Need a shower.

that one has GOT to be a pisstake.

"Did you see that poof? Look, there's another poof!"

First Will and Grace, now this. is there NO END to the constant overexposure of homosexuals on the television in these ungodly times? I despair sometimes, really I do.

 

[snakybus]

Anyone remember the original Kinder Egg ads [say 1984/85]
Humpty Dumpty type dude sitting on a wall opening the wrapping saying things like
"Toy!"
"Ye bowl shakey!"

nee-unscrabbly
shock-a-dooby

 

[LMD64]

nee-unscrabbly
shock-a-dooby

Kin-Dah!

 

[snakybus]

Kin-Dah!

tempting kids with toys....before you'd know it, his yolk would pop out

 

[MDR]

S'amazing how many ads have different scecies having sex with each other. A bee with a caramel bunny; the lady antelope with the elephant boyfriend ('couldn't eat a whole one' ad). Isn't that bestiality?

 

[LMD64]

tempting kids with toys....before you'd know it, his yolk would pop out

Kee Bo Weeky!
Weeeeeeeee! [falls backwards over the wall]


and snakey, apparently i must spread around more good luvvin' before i can give you more reps, so i can say to you this:
"Fast Women"

 

[veryslowey]

NDAY WILL MBREAK, STAR WILL NFALL
NERE SALWAY SOMETHIN YOU FORGOT TO NSAY.
DON ISMAY,
NDRUE FRENS NEVER PAR.

NTIME WILL PASS, MPATHS WILL NDRAY
NERE SALWAY SOMEONE WHO WILL MBREAK YOUR HEAR,
NERE NO POIN, BEING NGRUEL,
NDRUE FRENS NEVER PAR.

WE’LL ME HAGAIN,
TRUSS ME MA FREN,
NERE’S NO HARM IN NGOODBAH.
GIVE ME YOUR NGLASS, FOLLOW YOUR HEAR,
WIPE THAT NDEAR FROM JAP EYE.
TIME MAKES AMENS, DON’T BE UN FREN,
YOU’LL NOT LET LOVE PASS YOU BY.
MEMER THESE,
NDRUE FRENS NEVER PAR.

 

[snakybus]

Kee Bo Weeky!
Weeeeeeeee! [falls backwards over the wall]


and snakey, apparently i must spread around more good luvvin' before i can give you more reps, so i can say to you this:
"Fast Women"

eh, the kind who drive Ford Fiestas? with all this talk of fast women you have me puzzled, Mr. D64

 

[LMD64]

someone said you look like the 'fast women' guy from the panadol ad. eh, dunno, struck me at the time as a singularly amusing thing to say. on reflection, maybe not.

 

[snakybus]

You mean this ad? hmmm, I've known lots of fast women in my time. I'd talk to them, and they'd all of a sudden be somewhere else, really fast.

 

[Napalm]

http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=13256

 

[LMD64]

You mean this ad? hmmm, I've known lots of fast women in my time. I'd talk to them, and they'd all of a sudden be somewhere else, really fast.

could have been worse, you could have been the "Fast Food" guy.

 

[Anthony]

http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=7274

 

[Krocapile]

On a slight tangent ..not really a shite ad in the annoying sense but just a bad ad..
The new Bank Of Ireland ad with the couple getting jiggy in the back of a taxi ...
PLEASE DONT BE UP ...PLEASE DONT BE UP ...DAY'RE UP
whats the link there ...?Open a bank of ireland account if you want to get laid kids ...!
Are they promoting drunken casual sex with strangers or wot
When you start ''making it '' so do we ..you dirty banker fucks

 

[xsteox]

the ad for clearasel. there's a teenage girl getting upset over a few spots, so she doses her face with that crap. then at the end of the ad she puts on a fucking huge mask. talk about shooting yourself in the foot....

 

[xsteox]

I'd ride the shit outta train tracks

but then a luis could drive over you, cutting you in half. there's some death metal song titles there.

 

[Jimmy Magee]

sadly this was very disappointing;
the selected ads were interrupted by commentary and in some cases unfinished.
As usual there were too many from the 1990s/2000s and not enough from the 1975 - 1985 period.
The Harp one (guy writing letter from unspecified Middle East location; sweat dripping off him, warbling about Sallyeaux Brien and frying eggs on rocks) was good as was Guinness Light and Guinness.
The 1960s ones were shit as always

as for the Top 3 - AIDS/HIV (yawn), Carlsberg soccer one (fuck off) and boring, boring, boring Barnardos - what a load of bollocks

Give me St Vincent De Paul's Mary or Gus [give a little, it could help a lot], some drownings on a beach, a bloke getting electrocuted in his garage or the Creagh family anyday

Everything you've said here is spot on, apart from the Jason McAteer one (which, despite what the fancy ad guy thought, was funny purely for featuring Jason McAteer). Let's not forget Rabies - Kills - Agonisingly tho.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Everything you've said here is spot on, apart from the Jason McAteer one (which, despite what the fancy ad guy thought, was funny purely for featuring Jason McAteer). Let's not forget Rabies - Kills - Agonisingly tho.

rabies ad. the dog in it was cool, leaping onto shore

 

[Alan Remorse]

ah I like the lemsip one - i think it falls into the 'so bad it's good' category.

however, Number One Way To Torture Liadain: when that Coke ad with the spa singing about how she wishes she could share all the love in her heart comes on, hide the remote. argh! i really, really hate that ad.

gaaaaahhhhh... that ad is fucking painful...... everytime it comes on i get this insane itching sensation in the back of my eye balls....

the kinder bueno ads are class!!!! almost recreate the glory days of Mentos...

other shit ad: that brylcreem one where yer man's all "tyuh, women... dont touch my stuff"