shite ad of the year, 2004 (2 Viewers)

[The Fwames]

ALL KINDER BUENO ADS.

That fucking hippo with his rucksack "flaaaat, flaaaat snaaaacks"

That hippo ad's amazing!! I laugh out loud everytime I see it...

That singing coke ad is so ridiculous! Imagine a crazy woman singing in your face offering you an already open bottle of coke she's just pulled from her bag. All the people she's just given it too would be pouring it into the gutter behind her in reality.

That entire River Rock "water you wear" campaign should be fucking banned. If I found the clever so and so that came up with that I'd shove a bottle of river rock firmly up their arse to wear.

 

[Monkey]

"good friends deserve a snack in the mouth"

 

[pete]

i have a fondness for the meteor radio ads

"hi dad, it's me"

"what's wrong... are you pregnant?!?

 

[das funkinstein]

has anyone seen that ad for kingspan builing supliers ?
It got this really badly animated lion jumping towards you.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Bulmers ads.

"what is it about this time of year......"
"Some people say this would be the best time of the year if weren't for the......"
wank off dicky voice cock mouth.

I hate that voice.
An Emotional Fish eh?
prick

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Anyone remember the original Kinder Egg ads [say 1984/85]
Humpty Dumpty type dude sitting on a wall opening the wrapping saying things like
"Toy!"
"Ye bowl shakey!"

 

[nlgbbbblth]

On RTE 1 6.30pm tonight Gerry "Gerry Ryan" Ryan does his usual Bank Holiday hitlist. This time it's advertisements over the last 40 years

hopefully it will confined to Irish ads only.
and here's hoping for some public information film stuff like water safety ads [Where's Grandad etc]

or the nun shouting "Ba!"

 

[Jimmy Magee]

Yaargh! I don't have a VHS at the mo...is there any kind soul out there willing to tape these ads for me? I'll like reward them *handsomly*

 

[ann post]

Shatner, bran

who shatinyer bran?

 

[ann post]

oh ... and all the campaign ads in the USA are just loopy crazy stuff i.e. \

pronc key; [aaa - iiii /eee]

Wee George Bush "kerry is a bad person"

Kerrygold "bush is bad person"

etc.. endlessly 24hrs a day every 5 minutes, tv radio and billboard. Even the americans hate it, thats saying something considering how stupid and impresionable most of them are.

 

[spiritualtramp]

and here's hoping for some public information film stuff like water safety ads [Where's Grandad etc]

wasn't the "wheres grandad?" kid a certain thumped poster?

 

[It Will Never Last]

wasn't the "wheres grandad?" kid a certain thumped poster?

It was slowey. Explains this...

 

[nlgbbbblth]

On RTE 1 6.30pm tonight Gerry "Gerry Ryan" Ryan does his usual Bank Holiday hitlist. This time it's advertisements over the last 40 years

hopefully it will confined to Irish ads only.
and here's hoping for some public information film stuff like water safety ads [Where's Grandad etc]

or the nun shouting "Ba!"

sadly this was very disappointing;
the selected ads were interrupted by commentary and in some cases unfinished.
As usual there were too many from the 1990s/2000s and not enough from the 1975 - 1985 period.
The Harp one (guy writing letter from unspecified Middle East location; sweat dripping off him, warbling about Sallyeaux Brien and frying eggs on rocks) was good as was Guinness Light and Guinness.
The 1960s ones were shit as always

as for the Top 3 - AIDS/HIV (yawn), Carlsberg soccer one (fuck off) and boring, boring, boring Barnardos - what a load of bollocks

Give me St Vincent De Paul's Mary or Gus [give a little, it could help a lot], some drownings on a beach, a bloke getting electrocuted in his garage or the Creagh family anyday

 

[billygannon]

The worst ad ever is the one for life-saving classes during the Summer where they went through every swimming pool in the country. It was about ten minutes long.

Boring!

 

[rothko]

The ad for Panadol or something where the people go "fast lane, fast cars, fast women" etc and then goes "STOP!!!!!" With the swimmers depicting how fast-acting it is. Awful spit...

The guy in the ad who says "Fast Women!"
is the spitttin' image of Snakeybus.

For real!

.

 

[veryslowey]

It was slowey. Explains this...

"you're thinking of the ad for smoke alarms where the kid turns to his dad and says "sorry i burned down de restauran dad"



ndrue-frens

 

[Bag'o'cans]

AH, got it, the bpm or whatever new piss drink it is, the ad with the guy and his fast paced life playing football and kicking balls into lifts and goin out boozin and then being in a car with fast women and then hes in a rugby tackle and then he's in the bin in the corner of my brain along with the other garbage.

 

[Anthony]

I
FUCKING
HATE
THE
CARLSBURG
SOCCOR
HOUSE
AD.

I shall never buy carlsbug,

 

[veryslowey]

i lived in a flat like that once - oh hold on i was thinking of the ad its just so real

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Just saw that ad for the "new" Glade airfreshner!


"Look at THAT puff"


I feel violated. Need a shower.