seriously (1 Viewer)

[guy of the tiger]

,why do grannies dye their hair blue?

is it granny-fashion or does it have some health benefits?

seriously? does anyone know?

 

[brianMy Remorse]

diverts attention from their sagging tits.

scientific fact.

 

[thegoone]

stunning i was always wondering that

now i know the science of it

 

[guy of the tiger]

I'm not buying it.

theres got to be some other reason.

 

[jane]

I'm not buying it.

theres got to be some other reason.

I don't know what will happen to me once I reveal that I know this. The stuff they use isn't really a dye, but a bluish 'wash' that is supposed to to neutralise the yellowish tones that often tinge grey hair. They figure that if they're going to be grey, it might as well be properly grey. Problem is, they've been known to go a little overboard, and it doesn't actually work all that well in the first place.

When I was all punk rock hair and stuff, I used to bleach my hair out white and then use the granny wash to get rid of the yellowy bits that were left. Not very effective.

 

[Latex lizzie]

I don't know what will happen to me once I reveal that I know this.

people will say"look there's jane.shes a grannyphile"

 

[jane]

I don't know what will happen to me once I reveal that I know this.

people will say"look there's jane.shes a grannyphile"

Nah, they'll just say I'm a granophone 'cos I speak their language.

 

[#10-7]

its blue rinse.

it makes them look hard.
!baggyyyy

 

[thegoone]

whats blue and fucks grannies?

fancy in his lucky blue scorin tracksuit

 

[THRILLHO]

Well.. it looks better than those grannies that die their hair brown, and then let it grow out, so they've got the two-tone brown-and-white. The sight of which, frankly, makes me want to puke blood.

 

[guy of the tiger]

I suppose grey is better than yellow. Blue hair is crazy on grannies though. Maybe grannies are aliens with blue hair trying to integrate into the community.
and maybe there boobs sag because of the higher gravity on earth than their home plant Granzol. That would explaintheir cheeks and chins also.

I don't know what will happen to me once I reveal that I know this. The stuff they use isn't really a dye, but a bluish 'wash' that is supposed to to neutralise the yellowish tones that often tinge grey hair. They figure that if they're going to be grey, it might as well be properly grey. Problem is, they've been known to go a little overboard, and it doesn't actually work all that well in the first place.

When I was all punk rock hair and stuff, I used to bleach my hair out white and then use the granny wash to get rid of the yellowy bits that were left. Not very effective.

 

[jane]

Well.. it looks better than those grannies that die their hair brown, and then let it grow out, so they've got the two-tone brown-and-white. The sight of which, frankly, makes me want to puke blood.

You should tell them that. You know, it's really important to be honest with people.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

whats blue and fucks grannies?

fancy in his lucky blue scorin tracksuit

ahhahahahahahaha - how come you never writes anymore fancy?
email me! plzzz!!

andrew

 

[#10-7]

seriously - how come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?

 

[Dwight]

Punks the lot of em. Hells Grannies.

The real reason they dye it blue is cause if they dyed it green they would all look like oompa loompas (what with their shrunken stature and shiney faces) and they would scare the living shit our of their grandkids. No more visits. Just long evenings spent staring out the net curtains onto the gray street.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

seriously - how come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?

ya it took the reality right out of it

 

[Psychotic no 2]

What gets me, as well as the blue rinse bit obviously, is the hair styles grannies wear. Why do grannies not cut a nice little stylish bob or something? Or get a pair of GHD straighteners? They all have this helmet of curly hair? Incomprehensible.

 

[Latex lizzie]

I knew you'd be in here.

 

[Psychotic no 2]

I knew you'd be in here.

Ya, so? I managed to restrain myself from posting on the "What's Rocking Your World' thread. (I knew they were referring to music in there so decided not to tell them about the lovely Christian Dior handbaggy that I've to play with today, which is totally rocking my world.)

 

[Latex lizzie]

!baggyyyy just for you.