Rubbing ones meat (1 Viewer)

[sugar_referee]

I just spent a solid half hour seasoning steaks before somebody else cooked them. Seasoning steaks of course means you've to really rub those fuckers good for the flavour to ...................penetrate.
How do you season yer meat? For barbeque I'd keep it sexy and simple

good olive oil
pepper
steakhouse pepper
liquified garlic (goodfellas style)
sprinkle of salt


leave a small mixture of that shit in a bowl for three hours, warm it up very slightly
rub it all in and leave the steaks in the mixture for an hour.
none of yer fancy shite

 

[broken arm]

meat is manky.

 

[Buzzo]

I've never had steak.

I say this every time someone mentions steak. I'm not sure why.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

meat is manky.

vegetables are queers.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

I've never had steak.

I say this every time someone mentions steak. I'm not sure why.

You know what you need? A steak.

 

[george mcfly]

You know what you need? A steak.

never rub another man's rhubarb!

 

[Buzzo]

I :heart: cows.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

I :heart: cows.

Depends on the type of 'person/cow' relationship you want. For me, it is a 'man in restaurant/slab of burned tissue on a plate' type.

 

[Buzzo]

 

[THRILLHO]

Doing all that and leaving a steak for three hours is "simple"?

That counts as a massive feat of planning in my book.

 

[sugar_referee]

Oh to counteract that and be a cheeky chappy I was going to put up a picture of a slaughterhouse, until I saw them all and got quite upset. I wouldn't mind having a stab at being vegetarian ,but I don't think I have the grapes.

 

[Buzzo]

I wouldn't mind having a stab at being vegetarian ,but I don't think I have the grapes.

How comes? Do you :heart: meat?

 

[sugar_referee]

How comes? Do you :heart: meat?

I have to say I do. And I'm well aware that leaves me open to any number of phallic associations. I also have diabolical willpower.
For example, my dog'll come up for scraps and even though he's had his dinner, I can never resist for long before caving and giving him a ham sandwich, or something

 

[Buzzo]

I dunno, I may seem over-simplistic here but I reckon it's like fags. If you really wanna give it up you will. If you don't, you're just torturing yourself and that's bad for the soul.

That last post made me really miss my dogs. Dogeile once got up on our kitchen table and ate a whole cooked chicken. We looked and looked for it and everyone was puzzeled and then she (a little jack russell terrier) lumbered out from under the table with a belly so fat it swayed and brushed the ground, looking really sheepish. sob. :heart:

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Its important to rub salt into the fat when roasting meat, it helps it go crispy.

 

[sugar_referee]

I dunno, I may seem over-simplistic here but I reckon it's like fags. If you really wanna give it up you will. If you don't, you're just torturing yourself and that's bad for the soul.

That last post made me really miss my dogs. Dogeile once got up on our kitchen table and ate a whole cooked chicken. We looked and looked for it and everyone was puzzeled and then she (a little jack russell terrier) lumbered out from under the table with a belly so fat it swayed and brushed the ground, looking really sheepish. sob. :heart:

oh , well , I don't quite know what to say there. My fella's on the way out I reckon.
And not to rub salt (topical) into a wound , but was your dog called Dog Eile? That's genius.