Rose of the troweled-on makeup (1 Viewer)

Just remember what came before it in the televised irish pagent stakes was the Calor Housewife of the Year awards..

Calor Housewife Of The Year Gay Byrne hosted this annual 'Lovely Girls' triathlon for the mature Irishwoman. The finalists' first task was to rustle up a meal. That done, they were given a dab of make-up and wheeled back out to tell how they trapped their man. Having established their desirability in the kitchen and the bedroom, they closed with a party piece that might be a song, or a jig, or a poem in Irish.
In the '90s, the contest was dropped amid complaints that too many women working outside the home were taking part. The morning after what turned out to be the final show, a caller phoned RTE to protest that most of the finalists "would never get down on their knees to scrub the floor".
 
Dont worry, I wouldnt. Just on being told what happened it was a reasonable conclusion for me to come to.

I'm glad you arent one of those people to tirade me with abuse over the matter.

I know what its like to be judged on the basis of a few mistakes towards people, but i'm going to accept being called a bitch over them because quite frankly thats what I was at the time.

Ya seem grand to me.
 
roisin, sweetoblivion told me you were a smelly bitch with a face like a cows dirty arse.

sweetoblivion, i heard that roisin said you caught appendicitis dogging in the phoenix park and that you never got more than 5 out of 10 in your spelling tests at school
 
Saw about 5 minutes of this last night as I was channel surfing after the United-Liverpool match.

The Lotuh rose was doing cupcake decorating as her party piece/talent. Which is the most rose of tralee thing I could imagine aside from a Texas Rose losing the crowd by talking about how much she loves guns.
 
Saw about 5 minutes of this last night as I was channel surfing after the United-Liverpool match.

The Lotuh rose was doing cupcake decorating as her party piece/talent. Which is the most rose of tralee thing I could imagine aside from a Texas Rose losing the crowd by talking about how much she loves guns.
I saw the first 4.

Somewhere in Australia rose, but originally from Wexford. Seemed good craic. Very outgoing and sang an aul song on the piano

Tipperary rose, 27, assistant vice principal, engaged to the handsomest bastard you ever saw. No party piece. No song, no poem, no dance, no chance.

Kildare rose. Had a wicklow accent. I think she was the one that kept going on about ice baths and got Daithi to jump into one with his short trousers and long socks.

Ohio rose. Something about falconry. She had an Irish accent.

Donegal rose. Let us not speak of the Donegal rose.

Oh, then some other American one whose escort looked like a minature version of the gooch. Arizona maybe. And she had an american accent.

the camera kept panning to some grey-haired aul lad in the audience. I thought he was the main judge or something, but it turns out that it was one, or all of their dads, or they all have different dads who look the same.

10/10 will tune in for the sequel tonight.
 

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