Rose of the troweled-on makeup (1 Viewer)

[Jill Hives]

Aww, the last escort is adorable.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

i wonder if i could get to go to that bj party

 

[Reets]

Aww, the last escort is adorable.

he was pretty sweet, looked a bit like the where's wally cartoon guy.

 

[Unicron]

Aww, the last escort is adorable.

The way he squints, he looks like Prince Charles.

 

[Jill Hives]

The way he squints, he looks like Prince Charles.

Now you've ruined it. He was too thin anyway.

 

[jane]

The way he squints, he looks like Prince Charles.

I was thinking more along the lines of Igor from Young Frankenstein.

Liverpool Rose to win, but yeah, playing the tin whistle through the nose would have been much more interesting.

Still waiting for someone to top the party trick one of the Aussie roses did a few years ago. She made balloon animals, which sounds kind of fun in principle, but when you're sitting there watching someone struggle with that shit on a stage, thirty seconds is a long time.

 

[jane]

"Lads, ye don't have to go home, but yiz can't stay here. I'm going back to mammy in de car now."

"I'll see ye all back in de Kingdom tomorrow night! Good night from de man who brought de muck to Kerry. And ye all have lovely breasts."

 

[Corey]

 

[coast to coast]

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about John McCain's wife for some reason.

 

[wild_cat]

My friends fella was flashed by one of them.

He works in a hotel that the eh "roses" visted and was bringing something up to a room shared by two of them. One of them let him in and the other one was standing there in her dressing gown.

Opens her dressing gown in his full view. Closes dressing gown.

Apprently he got out of there as fast as he could. Thats the ending my friend was given anyway.

 

[Froog]

anyone else find darcy embarrassing this year? its like he just waiting for some cock/tit innuendo. also it's like he's on one bad first date after another, lots of awkward silences, talking over one another, etc. at least he's better than tubridy i suppose.

 

[Reets]

bosco'd be better then tuberty.

 

[Jill Hives]

For the longest time I thought that was a joke name.

 

[Alan Remorse]

Because of this cunting thing I have to stay in work til half 12 tonight waiting for pics of the winner to come in. I'll kill them alllllll

 

[Jill Hives]

I thought Jane made up the "party piece" bit -- it's actually called a party piece... this is the funniest thing ever.

 

[Diddles]

its like he just waiting for some cock/tit innuendo.

Just got a bit there so he did.

 

[Jill Hives]

Yep. I am really sick of this 'here comes the girls' song.

 

[Diddles]

There's a Louth Rose? Everyone knows Louth doesn't exist FFS.

 

[Jill Hives]

Economical, the girls wear the same dress two nights in a row.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

is there a winner yet? i looks like everyone has got bored and switched over to the other side