Real Life People I have the Horn For (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

if you actually have a chance with her she'll be happy to get a friend request, if not, she won't, it won't make a difference what convoluted routine you put yourself through to do it

 

[Gambra]

I like how the whole plan is based on the hope that when she accepts the friend request that's he 100% in. If only it were that easy..

 

[Cormcolash]

FUCK YOU GAMBRA, I KNEW YOU WERE STRINGING ME ALONG THE WHOLE TIME, SOBBBBBBB

 

[Lili Marlene]

This whole facebook lark sounds great, Scutter why didn't you tell me it was so exciting??

and to think I've been wasting my time in Mullingar

 

[rettucs]

That was my first thought. 40 days? He doesn't 'look' religious but I found it odd that he told me he'd be away for 40 days. It seemed very specific. Two days after he gets back I go away for month. We're like ships in the night. He made a damn good coffee. It's just not the same any more without my faux beau.

its Ramadan. The clues are there.

The rest of you disgust me. Mel Gibson, just do what I do; add her name to the list of 'The Ones Who Got Away' (pretty long list at this stage), feel sorry for yourself for a few days, then console yourself in the knowledge that some other beauty will come along who, too, will have no interest in you. This never fails to work for me.

 

[rettucs]

This whole facebook lark sounds great, Scutter why didn't you tell me it was so exciting??

and to think I've been wasting my time in Mullingar

I've been telling you for AGESSSSSSW

but part of me wonders if you're ready for facebook. It takes a certain sort of person, ya'know

 

[rettucs]

if you actually have a chance with her she'll be happy to get a friend request, if not, she won't, it won't make a difference what convoluted routine you put yourself through to do it

though do keep in mind that she could accept your friend request on the premise that 'well, its only the internet after all', and add you to the legions of other friends/acquaintances/people shes barely or never met but tentatively knows.

If she does accept, the first thing you need to do is see how many friends she has. Effectively, thats the queue. If she has, say 256 friends, you're 256th in line (though subtract family members from that number) for a go.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

stop, your just making him sound hotter

I'd put money on the fucker working for mossad,over here stealing our passports,infiltrating our society one iced mocha at a time...
he'll be off doing a hit on someone!

 

[Jill Hives]

You've just terrified me Hives.

Sorry. It's like chess but with people. I'd love to be a spy or private detective.

 

[jonah]

Well, I have the horn for someone who I haven been consistently too afraid to talk to D: I'm usually perfectly reasonable when it comes to this kind of thing, and usually when I get talking to someone I can gage if they like me or not, but I AM TOO AFRAID TO TALK TO THIS PERSON. And when I do, or when they talk to me, I just go into Silent Sweeney mode and say stupid, small-talky things. ITS AFFECTING EVERYTHING.

How great would it be if when you met someone you had to outright say 'Hi I'm Ciara and I'm interested in you sexually'. Or 'Hi Ciara, my name is lah de dah, and unfortunately you make me feel dead inside'. AT LEAST THEN I WOULD KNOW.

 

[oh shit]

just saw that alexa chung at the next table in the pub.

not sure if she's 'real' or not though

 

[Lili Marlene]

Tell her I said hi and I love her

 

[shower another shower]

Hi, Jonah, I'm la de dah. I'm interested in you sexually.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I hate this fucking film

If you had a magic lantern a the geenie offed you the possability of a ride once every forty days for the rest of you life but never in between would you accept?

 

[Lili Marlene]

the possibility of a ride? Nah, i'd fuck it up every time

unless I had a good pick up line

for example:

"Hey baby, let's compare resting heart rates" #katdenningspickuplines 15 August 2010 20:11:04 via web

thank you Kat Dennings

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Ahhh yes, are you a fan of the old "she seems to like me I wonder what's wrong with her" double bluff.

 

[ann post]

IPSC Chairperson Freda Hughes speaks at the tony blair rally. phwaooor.

 

[D0njo]

Richard Boyd Barrett standing beside her though.. casts a pall over everything

 

[Lili Marlene]

That lady in work 3 desks to my left


hmm

@thatlady, i heart you

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

take some sly pictures.