Real Life People I have the Horn For (1 Viewer)

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

the guards are getting better looking.

 

[shower another shower]

or our standards are lowering.

 

[Reets]

Nah, they're as low as they ever were.

 

[ann post]

The new community Garda in Blanchardstown. So very pretty!

i got breathalised by a vision on saturday night. i sorta wish i had been drinking so i could have spent more time with her.

 

[jonah]

No one. I have the horn for no real life people. This is way worse than having the horn for everyone

 

[washingcattle]

No one. I have the horn for no real life people. This is way worse than having the horn for everyone

Turn off your computer and go outside. There are horns everywhere.

Literally everywhere. Look under a skip I bet there's a horn there.*



*I have very very low standards.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I say you should count yourself lucky Jonah. Nothing good comes of it

 

[jonah]

Although I agree with you John, the horn actually reappeared when I got back home. Which is unfair because the people are less attractive

 

[Lili Marlene]

so.... at some point in the past 24 hours you got 'home' and started finding people who are somewhat attractive more attractive even though they are less attractive?

 

[jonah]

oddly enough I actually don't remember posting the above.. i was probably drunk. But no. I meant that getting back to Dublin has reinstated my ability to find people attractive, even though in general people are less attractive in Dublin than they are in Brighton... yeah it made sense in my head.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

i thought you meant you fancied your flatmate.

the skateboard riding 'bad boy'.

 

[jonah]

brb, sticking my finger down my throat.

 

[washingcattle]

I've got something better than your finger for ya meh weh weh weh weh !

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

too far wc.

 

[washingcattle]

You think ?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

well,i did try to rep you for it so make of that what you will.

 

[Jill Hives]

Sadly my cute coffee boy has gone on holiday for 40 days. No more double stamps on my loyalty card and smiles in morning. Frequent free coffee is horn-worthy.

 

[jonah]

I'll admit, I laughed.

 

[mel gibson]

Jennifer,your probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen :heart:

why do you have to be the friend of a mate who's now gone to Malaysia for a year so I won't see you again

 

[mel gibson]

and why does your facebook page have to be private,depriving me of my rightful need to stalk!!