Real Life People I have the Horn For (1 Viewer)

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

just befriend her surely?then post pics on this thread.

 

[washingcattle]

Then show her this thread after we rate her on the Washingcattle scale. i.e would - wouldn't - would but wouldn't pay like. etc.

 

[mel gibson]

ah I met her at a barbecue once,spilt curry on my shirt and fell asleep,pissed out of my mind for about an hour on the patio
I tend to snore,especially when im langered! but nobody was brave enough to say!

I think it's fair to say I blew that one...

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

at least you didn't beat the head off her.

 

[washingcattle]

But it was a barbecue that's the only acceptable behaviour.

 

[jonah]

Yeah just friend her Mel - if the chances are you will never see her again then what do you have to lose?

 

[mel gibson]

at least you didn't beat the head off her.

But it was a barbecue that's the only acceptable behaviour.

thanks for the support lads :heart:,
I love you guys!way more than the pricks over on the boards.ie personal issues section...

 

[mel gibson]

Yeah just friend her Mel - if the chances are you will never see her again then what do you have to lose?

it's been two weeks though,thats gonna seem a little bit peter sutcliffe-esque isn't it?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Sadly my cute coffee boy has gone on holiday for 40 days. No more double stamps on my loyalty card and smiles in morning. Frequent free coffee is horn-worthy.

40 days?

BRB, GONE TO DESERT

it's been two weeks though,thats gonna seem a little bit peter sutcliffe-esque isn't it?

you'll spend your whle life wondering what could have happened if you don't.

 

[Reets]

it's been two weeks though,thats gonna seem a little bit peter sutcliffe-esque isn't it?

You can pretend that her profile came up on your page cos you have friends in common.
Not that I do that...
!ninjaaaa

 

[Scientician 0.8]

 

[Jill Hives]

it's been two weeks though,thats gonna seem a little bit peter sutcliffe-esque isn't it?

What you do is post something on your friend's wall. If you can have it be something about them going away and the BBQ all the better..... like good luck in [insert city] at least you don't have to worry about my snoring from that far away. She'll probably see it and maybe make a joke about party or just wish them luck too. At that point friend her because you saw her post. Less obvious. Stalking 101.

 

[mel gibson]

fuck I really have turned this into boards.ie

sorry folks!

anyway,im kinda worried it'll turn out she's one of these gimps who's still playing farmville or something,
maybe it's better left in my head,ya know kinda perfect and idealised?

 

[Jill Hives]

40 days?

BRB, GONE TO DESERT

That was my first thought. 40 days? He doesn't 'look' religious but I found it odd that he told me he'd be away for 40 days. It seemed very specific. Two days after he gets back I go away for month. We're like ships in the night. He made a damn good coffee. It's just not the same any more without my faux beau.

 

[mel gibson]

That was my first thought. 40 days? He doesn't 'look' religious but I found it odd that he told me he'd be away for 40 days. It seemed very specific. Two days after he gets back I go away for month. We're like ships in the night. He made a damn good coffee. It's just not the same any more without my faux beau.

I'd put money on the fucker working for mossad,over here stealing our passports,infiltrating our society one iced mocha at a time...
he'll be off doing a hit on someone!

 

[mel gibson]

What you do is post something on your friend's wall. If you can have it be something about them going away and the BBQ all the better..... like good luck in [insert city] at least you don't have to worry about my snoring from that far away. She'll probably see it and maybe make a joke about party or just wish them luck too. At that point friend her because you saw her post. Less obvious. Stalking 101.

that's actually a scarily good idea!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

well,you gotta hand it to jill,that is a great idea.
sorry for belittling your problem mel.

 

[nooleen]

that's feckin' mental, just send a friend request for shite's sake

 

[mel gibson]

easy lads,im not quite into this territory yet!

 

[Unicron]

What you do is post something on your friend's wall. If you can have it be something about them going away and the BBQ all the better..... like good luck in [insert city] at least you don't have to worry about my snoring from that far away. She'll probably see it and maybe make a joke about party or just wish them luck too. At that point friend her because you saw her post. Less obvious. Stalking 101.

You've just terrified me Hives.