Real Life People I have the Horn For (1 Viewer)

[jonah]

This last page has made me feel really sick, no jokes.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

This last page has made me feel really sick, no jokes.

The internet is a creepy place.

Only a kid really.

 

[Unicron]

I found this article interesting, especially in light of the stuff posted inthis thread about that Mexican kid.

http://gawker.com/5950981/unmasking...ongreads&utm_source=buffer&buffer_share=d4004

 

[ann post]

i more or less fancy any girl in a wine coloured dress.

 

[hermie]

I have more or less the same thing except with Doc Martins and woolly jumpers

 

[Jill Hives]

I have more or less the same thing except with Doc Martins and woolly jumpers

Change Doc Martins to flat caps and beards and I'm right there with you.
How does one subtly suggest a man grow a beard?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Point out that they are grand for keeping one's face warm.

 

[Psycho Punk]

I have more or less the same thing except with Doc Martins and woolly jumpers

Especially red n black striped jumpers.

 

[ernesto]

Change Doc Martins to flat caps and beards and I'm right there with you.
How does one subtly suggest a man grow a beard?

Tell him looking like a child isn't hot

 

[therealjohnny]

"Hey chinless"

Or ...Hey George Lucas throat"

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I have more or less the same thing except with Doc Martins and woolly jumpers

I was a teenager in the early 90, what you are describing wasn't as cool as you think.

 

[Jill Hives]

Tell him looking like a child isn't hot

He'll be 50 next month and has a chin.

 

[hermie]

Change Doc Martins to flat caps and beards and I'm right there with you.
How does one subtly suggest a man grow a beard?

You can't be subtle with men, just tell him to grow a beard. Unless you've been making a habit of bossing him around he'll probably comply. Most of us don't really give a shit how we look.

 

[Jill Hives]

I'm never bossy. Just think it would suit him.

 

[Squiggle]

How about telling him that you think a beard would suit him and that you fancy the pants off men in beards - and pointing out that it would also mean he wouldn't have to shave anymore. Win-win!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Dump him and get a pre-bearded man.

 

[ann post]

grow a beard and see will he grow a sympathy one.

 

[Cormcolash]

You don't tell a man to grow a beard; if they don't have a beard, they are not a man!

 

[washingcattle]

Why not photoshop a beard onto him and put up the pictures around his gaf, giving him the impression that he in fact already has a beard and implying that he no longer needs to shave ?

Or have him kidnapped.

Or break his shaving arm.

Or show him this thread.

 

[ernesto]

Draw one on him in his sleep.
Also, what Corm said, sounds like you're describing a woman