Real Life People I have the Horn For (5 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

havent shaved since christmas. one set of glasses short of a geography teacher.

That's hot.

 

[ann post]

the one out of the bank (different one than last year) went on holiday and ruined her general sexy paleness. wont fancy her for about two months now.

 

[therealjohnny]

http://www.mp3olimp.net/jonathan-richman-new-teller/

almost apt

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

She's a bartender near me. She's 6'3".

 

[ann post]

her mates face in the last one is legend.

 

[ann post]

Nigerian Wedding on in town. Full traditional dresses.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

That violin playing girl on Henry Street.

 

[ann post]

opticians.

 

[washingcattle]

Working as crew at corporate events. The women that work on the catering crews. Fucking Hell, they're recruitment website must say

"Please send a CV and 4 photos of you in a black cocktail dress. No Munters need apply."

 

[mark]

There was a girl in the Blood Bank in Stillorgan at about 3pm yesterday.

Jeeeeessssuuuussss...

Had to be careful not to gawp.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

There was a girl in the Blood Bank in Stillorgan at about 3pm yesterday.

Jeeeeessssuuuussss...

Had to be careful not to gawp.

"Sir, no blood seems to be coming out of your arm? In fact, the blood is being sucked back out of the collection bag. Where could it be going? Can you stand up? What do you mean 'No'?"

 

[Cormcolash]

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[mark]

"Sir, no blood seems to be coming out of your arm? In fact, the blood is being sucked back out of the collection bag. Where could it be going? Can you stand up? What do you mean 'No'?"

Thankfully it was after I had donated, otherwise other fluids may have involuntarily been offered...

Jesus thats a bit much, sorry folks.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I just saw a girl who looked so much like Ian Curtis that she had to have been related to him. Daughter or niece or something. If I wasn't on the bus I'd have asked for her number.

 

[washingcattle]

I just saw a girl who looked so much like Ian Curtis that she had to have been related to him. Daughter or niece or something. If I wasn't on the bus I'd have asked for her number.

I'm sure she'll be a member of Savages within a week.

 

[rettucs]

Thankfully it was after I had donated, otherwise other fluids may have involuntarily been offered...

Jesus thats a bit much, sorry folks.

good work mark. Thats the first post I've ever seen thats gotten the full spectrum of rep

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha that is some fine work alright!!

 

[nooleen]

good work mark. Thats the first post I've ever seen thats gotten the full spectrum of rep

i'm pretty sure there was one a couple of months ago, might have been @johnnystress ?

 

[rettucs]

i'm pretty sure there was one a couple of months ago, might have been @johnnystress ?

big congrats to @johnnystress too

I can only aspire to such greatness