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[classic seanc]

The old plates, new plates or nordy ones?

The full gambit please

 

[jane]

To add to this, there is a hairdresser's in Harolds X that has a banner above it reading "Aqua Chi Detox by Trish". What is an Aqua Chi Detox? Who is Trish?

I dunno, but I bet "Aqua Chi" is another word for "garden hose up the asshole".

 

[therealjohnny]

I dunno, but I bet "Aqua Chi" is another word for "garden hose up the asshole".

Don't waste your money on expenisve Aqua Chi treatments

use

The Colt

 

[jane]

Don't waste your money on expenisve Aqua Chi treatments

use

The Colt

Do you think they do a version called 'The Teaser Gelding', which just sort of ruffles your anal feathers to see if you're ready to use the Colt?

 

[Catwoman]

I dunno, but I bet "Aqua Chi" is another word for "garden hose up the asshole".

Always with the filthy mind, Jane!

No, it's like a clairol footspa except the water goes black with all the "toxins" being "excreted".

"Aqua chi" - another word for "gullible" I think.

 

[jane]

Always with the filthy mind, Jane!

No, it's like a clairol footspa except the water goes black with all the "toxins" being "excreted".

"Aqua chi" - another word for "gullible" I think.

Well, I hear 'Aqua' and 'detox' and 'therapy', and all I think about is garden hoses and assholes.

But Christ. So it makes you shit through your toes? And you pay for it? Not 'you', but, like people? People pay for it?

I'm also concerned about this 'Angel Therapy'.

"Hi, my angel has been drinking alone. Think you could have a chat with him? One night last week, he came home and his wings smelled of someone else's heavenly ambrosia. I'm worried."

 

[Catwoman]

Well, I hear 'Aqua' and 'detox' and 'therapy', and all I think about is garden hoses and assholes.

But Christ. So it makes you shit through your toes? And you pay for it? Not 'you', but, like people? People pay for it?

I'm also concerned about this 'Angel Therapy'.

"Hi, my angel has been drinking alone. Think you could have a chat with him? One night last week, he came home and his wings smelled of someone else's heavenly ambrosia. I'm worried."

Yep, apparently we call all shit through our toes, if we pay someone enough.

I think I told you about the time everyone in work was buying detox footpads. *sigh* Why do people pay for this? Surely we're intelligent enough to know that if you want to get a lot of booze and "toxins" out of our systems we simply drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fruit and veg?

The biggest sucker for all the toe-shitting stuff also went in for Angel therapy, wouldn't you know. I prefer pixie therepy. They're not as judgemental and they're a bit of craic.

 

[jane]

Yep, apparently we call all shit through our toes, if we pay someone enough.

I think I told you about the time everyone in work was buying detox footpads. *sigh* Why do people pay for this? Surely we're intelligent enough to know that if you want to get a lot of booze and "toxins" out of our systems we simply drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fruit and veg?

The biggest sucker for all the toe-shitting stuff also went in for Angel therapy, wouldn't you know. I prefer pixie therepy. They're not as judgemental and they're a bit of craic.

Pixies, yeah, they're a bit of craic, but they're fuckers if you give 'em a bit of whiskey. Had some 'round the house last weekend, one of them tried to stick his little pixie-prick right in another dinner guest's toe-hole. If it weren't for this bipolar angel I also invited throwing a crazy manic fit about the pavlova and distracting everyone, I'd have some lawsuit on my hands, let me tell you. I mean, I'm not racist, but them pixies are right spongers.

PIXIES, GO BACK TO PIXIELAND.

 

[Catwoman]

Pixies, yeah, they're a bit of craic, but they're fuckers if you give 'em a bit of whiskey. Had some 'round the house last weekend, one of them tried to stick his little pixie-prick right in another dinner guest's toe-hole. If it weren't for this bipolar angel I also invited throwing a crazy manic fit about the pavlova and distracting everyone, I'd have some lawsuit on my hands, let me tell you. I mean, I'm not racist, but them pixies are right spongers.

PIXIES, GO BACK TO PIXIELAND.

Yeah, spreading dust everywhere. Fuckers.

 

[jane]

Yeah, spreading dust everywhere. Fuckers.

Coming over here, taking our jobs and our women, being a burden on the cosmic taxpayer -- who do they think they are? And sure, don't they all look the same, can't even figure out how many there are.

Look, the man has a point:

"Listen, you little Pixie cocksucker, 90% of your applications are bogus, and you're taking our jobs and our women, and 99% of you are criminals. I'm not racist, but we're just going to have to lock you little fuckers up in detention centres until you learn."

"But Mithter Mick, we're not pic-theez, onny babbas! Nice white babbas!"

"Yiz all look the same to me."

 

[Corey]

Run across to the shop for a lighter or stay put at bus stop?

 

[La La]

Run across to the shop for a lighter or stay put at bus stop?

i always go for the lighter and i never miss the bus. thats the beauty of the 7.

 

[carbide]

you are baby vulnerable for the first seven days of starting the pill young lady!!!!!!!!! be careful!!!!!!!!!!

not so! if you start taking it at the start of the menstrual cycle, it's immediate. (i checked noriday and yasmin's info sheets.) so maybe that answers my question? the stopping-for-seven-days-but-still-being-protected thing is also weird.

thanks, though.