please remember, don't forget (1 Viewer)

[jcdonaggio]

The girlfriend invited people back to the house last night and they RAPED MY ALCOHOL for today. Not fucking impressed.

 

[Vinnie]

ok, so vinnie has enough booze. is everyone else ok?

I resent that.

 

[nooleen]

i'm truly tit sorry my perineum pal!

 

[nooleen]

The girlfriend invited people back to the house last night and they RAPED MY ALCOHOL for today. Not fucking impressed.

dirty bastards! why did you let them?

 

[jcdonaggio]

dirty bastards! why did you let them?

I didn't! I came home at 1am ish and to an empty house and went straight to bed. Woke up at 8, body asleep in the spare room, another body asleep on the couch, alcohol aggressively interfered with.

Girlfriend is currently making me a big fry by way of apology but that won't get me drunk tonight now will it ?!

 

[nooleen]

right. that's a dumping.

you better find some yokes or something i suppose.

 

[ratmonkey]

just as long as everyone remembers the true meaning of good friday.
when conan got crucified on the tree of woe and was brought back to life by a wizard.
contemplate this by drinking booze and eating chocolate...

YouTube - Conan the Barbarian laughing

This may aid the contemplations.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

im downing my second last sassy red now.

just as long as everyone remembers the true meaning of good friday.
when conan got crucified on the tree

i did a load of gardening earlier, me hands are in flitters and, for the day thats in it, i accidentally stuck my left elbow into a rose bush and gave it three nasty stabbings on the thorns. its really sore, i cant bend it properly

 

[GO]

Fair fucks to you Shaney.I'm only outta the nest meslf but I too am gonna go out and do some gardening before I wet me whistle.
I was gonna get up early and have a drink but I've only wine and vodka in and would get dodgy "stop being a alco looks" from hersmelf if I started laying into that stuff before lunch.A few cans of breakfast beer-no problem, but I'm on a duty free buzz at the mo..

 

[righteous harmony]

i did a load of gardening earlier, me hands are in flitters and, for the day thats in it, i accidentally stuck my left elbow into a rose bush and gave it three nasty stabbings on the thorns. its really sore, i cant bend it properly

offer it up

 

[GO]

Fuck it I'm gonna have a swift Cuba Libre with me toast.(except I'll have to substitute vodka for the rum and I've no lime).What the hay its good Friday!

I shoulda steered clear of this thread till I'd actually done some gardening.....

 

[classic seanc]

I just did some gardening as well. Being a grown up is totally awesome!!

 

[nooleen]

uphill gardening, wha

 

[nooleen]

i might even have a go at the garden myself, if that's the done thing. that path won't edge itself.

 

[classic seanc]

arf, chuckle, chortle, chunnel

 

[Vinnie]

Im metaphorically gardening in the metaphoric garden of metaphoric metaphors.

 

[nooleen]

chort chort chundle chundle blart fwa fwa fwa birt birt yip yip yip

and here comes mrs wensum from next door with two large receptacles in which to place this spring's flower crop - yes, i'm going to plant my bulbs in mrs wensum's great receptive jugs!
etc.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

got fish?

all me booze is gone now

 

[nooleen]

 

[Unicron]

Am I the only person in the country that doens't make a point of drinking on Good Friday?