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The Ultimate Warrior legally changed his name to Warrior in 1993.
La La
i drink your milkshake
The Neverending Story isnt as amazing as you remembered it to be if you watch it after a ten year hiatus.
Brush
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I'm adding ten.
Did you know there are two kinds of pandas? There is the Long-tailed Himalayan carnivore that looks like a raccoon and there is the Giant panda bear that lives in Western China.
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The Blue Whale's whistle is the loudest noise made by an animal.
Did you know there are two kinds of camels? One is the Arabian that lives in Western Asia and Northern Africa. It has one hump. And the second kind is called Bactrian which has two humps and lives in Mongolia and Chinese Turkistan.
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There are two kinds of elephants: the African that is taller and has larger ears and the Indian that is small and has smaller ears.
The fastest human swimmer can swim at 6 miles per hour. The fastest mammal - the dolphin - can swim up to 35 miles per hour.
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The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz.
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Did you know fishes talk to each other? Some of them communicate by making noises in their throats by rasping their teeth, others use their swim bladders to make sounds
The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White It can fly up to 95 miles per hour.
Napoleon's christening name was Italian: Napoleone Buonaparte(OR Bonaparte). He was born on the island of Corsica one year after it became French property. As a boy, Napoleon hated the French.
The brain of an average adult male weighs 1,375 gm (55 oz). The brain of Russian novelist Turgenev weighed 2021 gm (81 oz), Bismark's weighed 1807 gm (72 oz), while that of French statesman Gambetta was only 1294 gm (51 oz). Einstein's
Did you know there are two kinds of pandas? There is the Long-tailed Himalayan carnivore that looks like a raccoon and there is the Giant panda bear that lives in Western China.
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The Blue Whale's whistle is the loudest noise made by an animal.
Did you know there are two kinds of camels? One is the Arabian that lives in Western Asia and Northern Africa. It has one hump. And the second kind is called Bactrian which has two humps and lives in Mongolia and Chinese Turkistan.
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There are two kinds of elephants: the African that is taller and has larger ears and the Indian that is small and has smaller ears.
The fastest human swimmer can swim at 6 miles per hour. The fastest mammal - the dolphin - can swim up to 35 miles per hour.
*
The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz.
*
Did you know fishes talk to each other? Some of them communicate by making noises in their throats by rasping their teeth, others use their swim bladders to make sounds
The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White It can fly up to 95 miles per hour.
Napoleon's christening name was Italian: Napoleone Buonaparte(OR Bonaparte). He was born on the island of Corsica one year after it became French property. As a boy, Napoleon hated the French.
The brain of an average adult male weighs 1,375 gm (55 oz). The brain of Russian novelist Turgenev weighed 2021 gm (81 oz), Bismark's weighed 1807 gm (72 oz), while that of French statesman Gambetta was only 1294 gm (51 oz). Einstein's
Latex lizzie
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I am invisible, but I *let* people see me.
desertedvillage
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If anyone ever gets the chance to step inside an anechoic chamber, do.
Hearing my voice for the first time without any echo freaked me out.
The lights were broken and my lecturer didn't want me to close the door 'cause he was freaked out by the dark! Madness.
Hearing my voice for the first time without any echo freaked me out.
The lights were broken and my lecturer didn't want me to close the door 'cause he was freaked out by the dark! Madness.
kings lead hat said:
SONYMEGADRIVE
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the lights were still broken when i went in
ha
fuckin cool
ha
fuckin cool
desertedvillage
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SONYMEGADRIVE
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here's 65 true facts. unbelievers will be roundhouse kicked in the head. by Chuck norris.
#1 While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
#2 When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
#3 Chuck Norris was the original treasure in National Treasure.
#4 It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.
#5 Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.
#6 Chuck Norris ate his weight at Godfathers pizza.
#7 Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.
#8 Chuck Norris has a stare that turns goat piss into gasoline.
#9 Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
#10 The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris“more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris“robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single, however, so it was divided.
#11 God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.
#12 New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party, when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.
#13 Chuck Norris is the only male human to give birth. His only child; Vin Diesel.
#14 Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.
#15 One day Chuck Norris went shopping and he had grabbed the last can of pea soup off the counter. Just then Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and said, "Give us the pea soup back Morris!" right then Chuck Norris turned around and went, "The name is Chuck Norris!" and he brutally anniliated all three of them. The pea soup tasted especially good that night.
#16 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
#17 Chuck Norris defeated the Canadian Army with a rusty wooden spoon.
#18 Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.
#19 When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
#20 Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heart burn.
#21 A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at your grimly.
#22 Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.
#23 Chuck Norris once ejaculated solid gold into a river in India, bringing profit to the local villagers and causing him to be worshiped as a God.
#24 Chuck Norris convinced Anakin Skywalker to join the Dark Side of the Force.
#25 Chuck Norris is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world.
#26 Chuck Norris beat up MacGyver using only a paper clip, a rubber band, and a pinecone.
#27 Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.
#28 Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
#29 Chuck Norris can't eat while standing upright.
#30 Chuck Norris fought a pirate once. It was close but the pirate won. Chuck has been in a state of chronic depression ever since.
#31 In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.
#32 Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
#33 One drop of Chuck Norris' sweat can cure you of anything, even death.
#34 Chuck Norris goes to the toilet once a month, if he needs to or not.
#35 The letters in Chuck Norris' name can be rearranged to spell doom in twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French.
#36 Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
#37 Chuck Norris has never been sick. Ever.
#38 Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.
#39 Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
#40 There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.
#41 Chuck Norris is the only person ever capable of telling if an aircraft landed in soil by tasting it.
#42 Chuck Norris's heart beats once every full moon.
#43 Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
#44 Chuck Norris signed the Declaration Of Independance, The Bill Of Rights, and the Constitution while plundering a poor asian village.
#45 The movie "The Ring" is actually just a Chuck Norris biography.
#46 Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.
#47 If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list.
#48 Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
#49 Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
#50 Chuck Norris once ate a banana without having to peel it.
#51 If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar.
#52 Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 3 women.
#53 When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
#54 We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
#55 Chuck Norris has beaten more people in hand to hand combat then you have seen in your entire life.
#56 Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym.
#57 Ecstacy is actually made by extracting the special seratonin mixture found only the skull of Chuck Norris.
#58 Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
#59 Chuck Norris put the k in hardkore.
#60 Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.
#61 In a recent interview, Chuck Norris told Entertainment Tonight co-host Mary Hart that his most memorable role was when he played the third breast on the hooker in "Total Recall".
#62 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the earth, thus creating the hole in the ozone layer.
#63 Chuck Norris once did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.
#64 Chuck Norris once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, "The names Norris; Chuck Norris."
#65 Chuck norris roundhouse kicked mr.t in the head, at the exact same moment, mr.t punched Chuck norris. thus creating the eighty's.
#1 While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
#2 When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
#3 Chuck Norris was the original treasure in National Treasure.
#4 It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.
#5 Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.
#6 Chuck Norris ate his weight at Godfathers pizza.
#7 Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.
#8 Chuck Norris has a stare that turns goat piss into gasoline.
#9 Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
#10 The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris“more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris“robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single, however, so it was divided.
#11 God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.
#12 New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party, when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.
#13 Chuck Norris is the only male human to give birth. His only child; Vin Diesel.
#14 Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.
#15 One day Chuck Norris went shopping and he had grabbed the last can of pea soup off the counter. Just then Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and said, "Give us the pea soup back Morris!" right then Chuck Norris turned around and went, "The name is Chuck Norris!" and he brutally anniliated all three of them. The pea soup tasted especially good that night.
#16 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
#17 Chuck Norris defeated the Canadian Army with a rusty wooden spoon.
#18 Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.
#19 When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
#20 Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heart burn.
#21 A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at your grimly.
#22 Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.
#23 Chuck Norris once ejaculated solid gold into a river in India, bringing profit to the local villagers and causing him to be worshiped as a God.
#24 Chuck Norris convinced Anakin Skywalker to join the Dark Side of the Force.
#25 Chuck Norris is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world.
#26 Chuck Norris beat up MacGyver using only a paper clip, a rubber band, and a pinecone.
#27 Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.
#28 Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
#29 Chuck Norris can't eat while standing upright.
#30 Chuck Norris fought a pirate once. It was close but the pirate won. Chuck has been in a state of chronic depression ever since.
#31 In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.
#32 Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
#33 One drop of Chuck Norris' sweat can cure you of anything, even death.
#34 Chuck Norris goes to the toilet once a month, if he needs to or not.
#35 The letters in Chuck Norris' name can be rearranged to spell doom in twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French.
#36 Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
#37 Chuck Norris has never been sick. Ever.
#38 Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.
#39 Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
#40 There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.
#41 Chuck Norris is the only person ever capable of telling if an aircraft landed in soil by tasting it.
#42 Chuck Norris's heart beats once every full moon.
#43 Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
#44 Chuck Norris signed the Declaration Of Independance, The Bill Of Rights, and the Constitution while plundering a poor asian village.
#45 The movie "The Ring" is actually just a Chuck Norris biography.
#46 Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.
#47 If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list.
#48 Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
#49 Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
#50 Chuck Norris once ate a banana without having to peel it.
#51 If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar.
#52 Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 3 women.
#53 When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
#54 We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
#55 Chuck Norris has beaten more people in hand to hand combat then you have seen in your entire life.
#56 Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym.
#57 Ecstacy is actually made by extracting the special seratonin mixture found only the skull of Chuck Norris.
#58 Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
#59 Chuck Norris put the k in hardkore.
#60 Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.
#61 In a recent interview, Chuck Norris told Entertainment Tonight co-host Mary Hart that his most memorable role was when he played the third breast on the hooker in "Total Recall".
#62 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the earth, thus creating the hole in the ozone layer.
#63 Chuck Norris once did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.
#64 Chuck Norris once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, "The names Norris; Chuck Norris."
#65 Chuck norris roundhouse kicked mr.t in the head, at the exact same moment, mr.t punched Chuck norris. thus creating the eighty's.
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Dave Letterman listens to the bbc world service every night to hear big bens bells banging.
He also breeds dogs and has cultivated his own pedigree breed which has been called a 'Belgian Airhead'
True.
He also breeds dogs and has cultivated his own pedigree breed which has been called a 'Belgian Airhead'
True.
nonemoreblack
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The Longest Bridge in the world is the Chuck Norris Gate in Japan
The worlds tallest building is the Chuck Norris Tower in Kuala Lumpur.
The Worlds highest commercial airport in Chuck Norris International in La Paz, Bolivia.
Chuck Norris is the worlds fastest land mammal and has been known to reach speeds of 162.56 mph.
Chuck Norris was the first person to reach a maximum 147 break live on TV.
The worlds tallest building is the Chuck Norris Tower in Kuala Lumpur.
The Worlds highest commercial airport in Chuck Norris International in La Paz, Bolivia.
Chuck Norris is the worlds fastest land mammal and has been known to reach speeds of 162.56 mph.
Chuck Norris was the first person to reach a maximum 147 break live on TV.
Buzzo
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The only member of ZZTop without a beard is called chuck norris.
classic seanc
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HERE, leave him alone!
SONYMEGADRIVE
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i went to school with a guy whose da looked exactly like chuck norris
he worked in a mental institution
he worked in a mental institution
inspector horse
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Chuck Norris approves of random Chuck Norris facts .
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
King George IV had a unique system for recording the number of women he slept with. He would ask each lover for a lock of hair, which he then placed in an envelope and labelled. When he died his brothers went through his personal belongings and found 7000 envelopes containing enough hair to stuff a sofa.
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your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
Enjoy lunch.
Enjoy lunch.
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seanc said:
chuck norris now works on the door of the harp, swords.
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