Owen Wilson attempts suicide. (3 Viewers)

[Lefty Frizzell]

He's alive after slitting wrists and taking loads of pills.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

first the hulksters son nearly kills himself
in a high speed car wreck, now this.

why can't my favourite celebrities just take
better care of themselves?

 

[RSJ]

Poor bastard. He's the only way i can watch a film with Ben Stiller in.

 

[paul-]

first the hulksters son nearly kills himself
in a high speed car wreck, now this.

how on earth is he allowed to drive...he crashed like 3 times in the space of one day on an episode of hogan knows best
cant believe hes not dead from this

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

the guys at the track just weren't feelin him
- also - perez hilton frowney face - haha

 

[egg_]

Bad buzz. I like that man

 

[Alan Remorse]

This actually makes me really sad.

 

[Yurn!]

Owen!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

he must have had to sit through HIS LAST MOVIE!
hahahahahaha

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Owen Wilson then Nick Hogan...whos next? Danny Bonadouche?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

andy dick wasted at the gay bar!

 

[Yurn!]

andy dick wasted at the gay bar!

Those are gay bodyguards (godyguards) he hired to protect him from Jon Lovitz.

Jon Lovitz = Awesome.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

That looks like a black dildo in that guys hand.

 

[Wilbert]

That looks like a black dildo in that guys hand.

Some people just see what they want to see.

 

[classic seanc]

I heard that it wasn’t Owen Wilson but was actually his doppelganger, Dave Ellefson.

 

[Lili Marlene]

This is the type of thread that should get bumped in about a year and a half

 

[nofriendo]

I heard that it wasn’t Owen Wilson but was actually his doppelganger

 

[Pantone247]

Owen was probably bummed about Steely Dan ragging on him...

http://www.steelydan.com/heyluke.html

"It's your little brother Owen C. that's the problem. We realize what a drag it is for you to have people coming to you about his lameness all the time..."

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Dave Ellefson has replaced Jason Newstead in Echobrain. I read that on perez hiltons blog.

 

[plug]

quick! someone write a song and call it "andy dick wasted at the gay bar". best song title EVER.