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Bag'o'cans said:I thought was going to be about golden showers and shitting......, well hag did start it!
cpr said:i remember once when i was about 2 or so being in BHS with my mam and my aunt. When we were going up the escalator i remember looking at the big red button and wondering what would happen if i pressed it. while we wandered around up stairs I had this severe urge to press it on the way back down and wondered if i could actually press it cos i was wearing red wellies. So when we got back on the escalator i pressed it and of course it stopped. the security guard gave out to my pregnant mother for allowing me to be so naughty. how the adults chuckled, then they brought me to roches stores for ice cream.
therefore i realised that naughty impish behaviour always went rewarded, thats how i became the woman i am today- evil.
nlgbbbblth said:In 1975 I became separated from my mother in Dunnes Stores, Galway while on holidays. I ended up wandering around the store for ages before an old woman found me and berated my mother for not keeping an eye on me. I got a Golly Bar to compensate and puked it up later that evening.
hag said:when i was in kindergarten, i once karate chopped a new-born baby on the head. i think it was an attention thing.
cpr said:therefore i think we have proved the old adage "crime doesn't pay" as incorrect.
cpr said:but jaysus golly bars i used to love them. when did they take the picture of the golly off the front does anyone know?
nlgbbbblth said:![]()
possibly due to fears of racial stereotyping - like the much maligned golliwogs in Enid Blyton's Noddy books
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha hasuperman said:i used to bite the cheeks of my nextdoor neighbours one yr old baby when i was in her house and she left the room... not sure why. i was 4 or 5 i think.
Jim A. Morrish said:me ma used to put a half pint of beamish stout in the pot when she was making sphgetti bolognese so there was always a six pack in the house, hence one day when the folks were out for a few hours i drank a bottle or two.
they came back only to find me unconscious on the kitchen floor.
I was 5
*!MiTsUkO!* said:My uncle was 3 when he downed a half a bottle of sherry, he then went around the house on his tricycle, into my grandad's shop and knocked over the icecream machine, and that's one big machine
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