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[oh shit]

aw fuck i love jalapeno relish. i've already got the avacado. fuck. aw fuck.

 

[broken arm]

Don't eat Hydrogenated Vegtable Fat!!!

did you know that most shop bought bread is made with hardened fat because the flour improvers fill the bread with so much air the loaf would collapse without it.

 

[Buzzo]

They do avocado relish? Really? Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

I wonder who'd win in a fight.... good wholegrain mustard or jalapeno relish?

 

[oh shit]

no no, i have an avacado. i want to mash it up with jalapeno relish. but i could not find any in the shop today. i spent thirty minutes looking.

hmm... wholegrain mustard and jalapeno relish should never come in contact, thus, they shall never go to war.

 

[Buzzo]

no no, i have an avacado. i want to mash it up with jalapeno relish. but i could not find any in the shop today. i spent thirty minutes looking.

hmm... wholegrain mustard and jalapeno relish should never come in contact, thus, they shall never go to war.

that's what I said about blacks and whites, but no one would listen.


Isn't it tragic when an avocado isn't ripe and it tastes like a decroded piece of crap?

 

[oh shit]

it's worse when an avacado goes black and tastes like paper - then you have to deal with knowing that it sat there all ripe and amazing, looking at you, willing you to take five and eat it, and you didn't, cos you're stupid, and it makes you want to stick your head in the oven. know what i mean?

 

[broken arm]

what the frig is "decroded"?

 

[billygannon]

did you know that most shop bought bread is made with hardened fat because the flour improvers fill the bread with so much air the loaf would collapse without it.

I know now.
That stuff is lethal. Apparently it never leaves your arteries - but the good whateveryoucallthems in olive oil will clear your arteries of the Hydrogenated Vegtable Oil theat.

 

[Buzzo]

I know now.
That stuff is lethal. Apparently it never leaves your arteries - but the good whateveryoucallthems in olive oil will clear your arteries of the Hydrogenated Vegtable Oil theat.

also found in avocados! Hooray.

and in nuts and seeds

decroded- best word ever. that's all you need to know

 

[billygannon]

also found in avocados! Hooray.

and in nuts and seeds

decroded- best word ever. that's all you need to know

Avocados aren't that good for you, but they're no Hydrogenated Vegtable Oil (or HVO).
Nuts and seeds - now they're good for you. Well, not entirely good for you. Their goodness factor is 78.67%.

As for a tuna and cheese toasted ciabatta I just had - well, that's right off the scale. Basically I'm dead.

Decroded must be a wrong spelling - surely you meant decoded - but that doesn't make must sense. So either you're a poet, or you're plain crazy.

 

[broken arm]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=decroded

 

[Buzzo]

Avocados are full of good fats which alleviate the effects of bad fats. Fact.

Do you honestly think I was using the word 'decoded' in relation to an avocado? come on...

"Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina?"
"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?"

 

[billygannon]

Avocados are full of good fats which alleviate the effects of bad fats. Fact.

Do you honestly think I was using the word 'decoded' in relation to an avocado? come on...

"Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina?"
"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?"

Ah! It's mongrel-talk you're speaking. Like a centaur or a mermaid.

 

[Buzzo]

centaur or a mermaid.

Or some amazing centuar mermaid mongrel, with the head of a mermaid and the body of a centuar.

 

[billygannon]

Or some amazing centuar mermaid mongrel, with the head of a mermaid and the body of a centuar.

The Sea Bishop

"Please don't eat me! I'm holy!"

 

[The]

my stomach is currently eating itself.............. if anyone has a few spare biscuits would ya throw them this way. No Rich Tea, gimme something with a bit of substance like