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[dunderhead]

Liverpool team to face Chelsea: Mignolet, Johnson, Skrtel, Lovren, Moreno, Gerrard, Can, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Balotelli

Subs: Jones, Toure, Lucas, Allen, Lallana, Borini, Lambert

So this is the team Platini wanted in Madrid apparently. Surprised Can in there. Would have preferred Allen or Lucas for this

 

[Hector Grey]

Shaka Can, Shaka Can, Shaka Can's been decent today.

The rest, D-. expcept Lovern who gets a C (unt)

 

[Hector Grey]

I'm holding out for a Toure til the end of the night.

 

[Hector Grey]

Moreno must have more assists than Fabregas at this rate.

 

[Hector Grey]

My fucking soul hurts.

 

[dunderhead]

That really wasn't that much of a surprise. Like Madrid, Chelsea weren't playing at their best by any means. Coming out of defence Liverpool are fucking awful. Hardly tested Courtois in second half. Disappointing to see them so consistently poor. Does Balotelli understand the offside rule? Johnson looked like his usual heap of shit self again

balls to this

 

[Hector Grey]

Mignolet's been decent at stopping (most) shots the last couple of games. It's a shame that we're losing them all. His kicking is fucking appalling though. The minimum requirement of a professional footballer at premier league level is to be able to kick a fucking football, right? I mean, if not to one of your own team, at least as far away as possible.

So many flaw. Everywhere. SIgh.

 

[dunderhead]

his last touch of the game summed it up perfectly. that abortion pass that went out for a corner. Terrible

 

[Hector Grey]

A couple of weeks to have a long hard look at everything. Meanwhile, Ireland are running the Weltmeisters ragged. What's going on in this topsyturvy world?

 

[dunderhead]

some reports on twitter claiming sturridge after picking up a new injury at training again. Yes!

Daniel Sturridge suffers new injury to dent Liverpool's title race | Football | Sport | Daily Express

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What 'title' race?

When you're five points clear of safety, you are in only one kind of race.

 

[Cormcolash]

I heard Sturridge is dead

 

[Hector Grey]

Sigh. Fuck this.

 

[Wheels]

I 8 to point out some statistics but : Liverpool without Sturridge this season - 8 points from 8 games and only 8 goals scored. Sturridge and Suarez's replacements (Ballotelli, Lambert, Borini) - 0 goals between them in 888 minutes...

This is not good lads.

 

[Hector Grey]

I'd say it's shit. That's what it is. Shit.

 

[Cormcolash]

I dunno, at least you're drawing all those matches

 

[Hector Grey]

I'm going to stand on your achilles tomorrow. Just cos.

 

[Cormcolash]

I think you'll find my achilles heel is playing football

 

[dunderhead]

I have no idea whats going to happen today

 

[Hector Grey]

I think you'll find my achilles heel is playing football

Yep.