neverending story the next generation (1 Viewer)

.............darkness, confusion, light creeping, consciousness.

thats right everybody TQ woke up from the coma he had been in for the last year.

"Fuck!" said TQ, "I've missed the special olympics........"

TQ got out of bed and walked out of beaumont hospital, bollock naked.
 
taylor quieth strethed out his limbs "ahhhh the cool breeze feels nice on my bumcheeks!" he said as he settled down at the 20b bus stop. "i wonder if the fare is still pound and five to town" he said to himself. just then tony meola, ex usa internatioal soccer goalie, rolled past in one of those compton style caddies with the illy suspention. "jonzin'!" he hollered out the window while holding his hand out, fingers contorted in an attempt to replicate the pose immortalised by tupacalypse on the cover of all eyez on me. "how uncouth" thought taylor to himself as he noticed that instead of a willy he now had a blank hairless area covered in smooth skin, "!"
 
TQ has no dick now.

........................"i think i will rap about this on my next album"

TQ then completely changed his mind and got on the 15A to rathmines where he went to the swan centre to hang out on the benches and freestyle.

"here i go again wit tha miricle phlow,
i got no willy so i got no hoe,
word to my nigga craig david, BO!"

then he went to mcdonalds and got a shamrock shake walked around the corner to ranelagh and slept the night in the
park.

TQ still has no dick.
 

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