foolscap
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I was out having a quite keg last night at a jazz gig, mingling with the other chinochios present when I think I spotted Neilio and Latex Lizzie chatting together. I don’t really know either of them so I didn’t approach them, in the same way you wouldn’t approach a monkey with an undersized polkadot hat. I decided to hang back and observe these legends of thumped to try and ascertain whether they are truly pricks in real life. Its a well known fact that neither Latex or Neilio like ladies so maybe, just maybe, I thought they're estranged enough to maybe go for each other. It was dark in the place and there was some activity but I could see that they both had bags, neilios smaller than Latex's. Both kept bending down and peering in each others sacks and stroking whatever was in there. This went on for a while. Eventually I couldn’t bear it and walked by close enough to see what was in them. In Neilios sack was a collection of rare Julio Iglesias 14 inches (titled Iglesias Pop - Punk through Polka) from a record shop which is strictly by invitation only. In Latex's sack was Steve Clarks guitar which was making both boys bulge. I went back and sat down, gobsmacked by the pair of them acting in such a way in public.
Does anyone else think Neilio and Latex are Musexuals?
Does anyone else think Neilio and Latex are Musexuals?