Mustard (1 Viewer)

[oh shit]

Death! To all who dislike mustard, in all of it's forms.

mmmm... mustard.

 

[Wavioli]

i used to detest it, because when i was a child I squirted a tube of really hot mustard into my mouth. I thought it was toothpaste. OI the burning!

 

[Buzzo]

Bernard tell me you aint basing your campaign on that Colemans crap alone. Please.

If you are, you are a even more totally dickhead than I thunk.

 

[the dirty weed]

i used to detest it, because when i was a child I squirted a tube of really hot mustard into my mouth. I thought it was toothpaste. OI the burning!

stroked.

but yeah, mustard - yum yum.
got a craving now...

 

[brianoak]

I used to have to eat a spoonful of mustard when I went on swearing binges as a child.It was supposed to put me off swearing but I love mustard so fuck you mam.

 

[oh shit]

Bernard tell me you aint basing your campaign on that Colemans crap alone. Please.

If you are, you are a even more totally dickhead than I thunk.

i said ALL it's forms, what part of that didn't you total understand?

 

[Lord Damian]

Mustard sandwiches...delish in a pinch. Some nice dijon on a dark rye is particularly lovely.

and folks, the addition of ketchup to mustard is just plain wrong. keep these mortal enemies apart, for the good of us all!

 

[the dirty weed]

i said ALL it's forms, what part of that didn't you total understand?

you should check out that mustard stall in the continental market next time it's at city hall. it's good times.

 

[oh shit]

you should check out that mustard stall in the continental market next time it's at city hall. it's good times.

i'll use it for dipping my chili-filled olives. good times, good times.

 

[Buzzo]

i said ALL it's forms, what part of that didn't you total understand?

Oh man. No mustard, no cheese, what do you eat?
Grass and sawdust sambwidjes please waiter, and don't spare the patchouli spread.

 

[billygannon]

I could kill that Colonel Mustard.

 

[oh shit]

Oh man. No mustard, no cheese, what do you eat?
Grass and sawdust sambwidjes please waiter, and don't spare the patchouli spread.

what? what the hell is wrong with you? i do eat mustard! i LOVE mustard. mustard and sudoku - the perfect lunch.
cheese can go fuck itself. eaters are invited to choke.

 

[Wavioli]

stroked.

but yeah, mustard - yum yum.
got a craving now...

stroked? whaa?

 

[oh shit]

stroked? whaa?

it's belfast slang - means 'tough luck' or 'haha!'

 

[Buzzo]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT. I didn't see the 'dis' in dislike.
zzzzzzzzzzoooom
Only cunts don't like mustard.
But I still don't like that yella Colemans shit. Because this guy used to come into Eddie Rockets and drink it straight out of the bottle and then leave again. We called him Colonel Mustard.

Good mustard is one of the greatest gifts to sambidges

 

[oh shit]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT. I didn't see the 'dis' in dislike.
zzzzzzzzzzoooom
Only cunts don't like mustard.
But I still don't like that yella Colemans shit. Because this guy used to come into Eddie Rockets and drink it straight out of the bottle and then leave again. We called him Colonel Mustard.

Good mustard is one of the greatest gifts to sambidges

just lay off the crack, ok?

 

[THRILLHO]

I go through dijon mustard quicker than any other condiment. There's no meal it can't make 100000000 times better.

 

[Wavioli]

I go through dijon mustard quicker than any other condiment. There's no meal it can't make 100000000 times better.

a bowl of frosties - being the meal 'breakfast'

 

[THRILLHO]

a bowl of frosties - being the meal 'breakfast'

Well, if you want to get picky (and you obviously do), Frosties are only part of a balanced breakfast. The rest of the balance coming from toast.
With dijon mustard.
So there.

 

[plug]

don't forget wholegrain! preferably, lakeshore wholegrain mustard w/ guinness. or lakeshore wholegrain mustard w/ honey. if you don't own either of these wonderful condiments then I suggest a quick trip to the supermarket. mmm deadly..