mothers.just how bad is it. (1 Viewer)

[vermilliona]

Yeah apparently the placenta or "this fucking massive long yoke" was the worst part.

Oh and how dilated the vagina was I didnt believe them when they said how big it was.

Oh and a lot of them are not having sex anymore either in pure fear of having to give birth.

That's the best safe sex campaign they could come up with, showing the realities of birth to students. Scare the life outta them

 

[flashback]

do you have to push it out??? or do they grab the unbilical chord and yank it out??

and then do they throw it in the bin or what???

Yeah... they have to push it out.
Then can eat it, thus:

• Roast Placenta
  Placenta Cocktail
  Placenta Lasagne
  Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise
  Dehydrating your placenta
  

Serve and enjoy!

 

[flashback]

Fuck. I wish I hadn't posted that now. I have actually offended myself.
Placenta Cocktail. Jesus.

 

[ernesto]

I'll forever associate placentas with Mary Shelley's death...very sad

did she choke on one or die giving birth or something?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

There's a birth movie on the Educational Archives series of DVDs.

Kinda gruesome.

 

[Pantone247]

Chris Morris wrote a piece years ago that was meant to be a brochure for a trendy bar, it said that in one room it showed footage of a mother giving birth and then reversed the footage and then showed it forwrds again, in a loop, as Morris said

"Is it the miracle of life or a fat women masterbating with a baby"

such a bad man

 

[ernesto]

"Is it the miracle of life or a fat women masterbating with a baby"

that's brilliant.
yoink!!!!

 

[Dromed]

Aww that's just wrong lads

 

[Pantone247]

http://www.warprecords.com/bluejam/barguide/

 

[sweetoblivion]

did she choke on one or die giving birth or something?

her placenta wouldn't come out so they cut it out in pieces and she bled to death.

 

[La La]

her placenta wouldn't come out so they cut it out in pieces and she bled to death.

my womb just shuddered.

jesus effing christ.

by the way dont google image search placenta. i can handle the thought of a baby inside me for nine months, but that fucking thing? ewwwwww.

 

[MDR]

I think Placenta is a lovely name for a child.

 

[billygannon]

I think Placenta is a lovely name for a child.

He played left back for Valencia in the 1980's. Apparently he runs a pork and wine shop now.

 

[Bellatrix]

Christ. This thread is full of information I could have done without.

I'm off to look at the cute babies.

 

[wild_cat]

La La after your post I decided to search Crowing and Placenta.


Now I know what all the hype in school was over. Oh dear god... What if something was to rip...

The crowning was the worst. My Ma had us with no drugs in her, how'd anyone do that.

 

[snakybus]

My Ma had us with no drugs in her, how'd anyone do that.

ah sure you've made up for that since, what? haha

 

[Shine]

latecomer to the thread (wow! there's a parenting board!) but here's my birth story if anyone can be bothered with the big read

if you can't, i'll just tell you that my nipper came out with his legs crossed - lotus position like. i thought he might have been the next buddha or something - but at 2 i'm thinking probably definately no... no he's not.

yay! parenting board!

 

[Lord Damian]

La La after your post I decided to search Crowing and Placenta.


Now I know what all the hype in school was over. Oh dear god... What if something was to rip...

The crowning was the worst. My Ma had us with no drugs in her, how'd anyone do that.

my sister had her boy without drugs as well, as her labour started very quickly and there was apparently no time to administer.

ahhh, how i laughed.

 

[jane]

latecomer to the thread (wow! there's a parenting board!) but here's my birth story if anyone can be bothered with the big read

if you can't, i'll just tell you that my nipper came out with his legs crossed - lotus position like. i thought he might have been the next buddha or something - but at 2 i'm thinking probably definately no... no he's not.

yay! parenting board!

That's a really fantastic article, Shine. Some really excellent points, and it sounds like the hospital birth can be pretty traumatic. I'm sure that, yes, many women are totally fine with it, but not everyone is the same, and I'd never heard of so many emergency c-sections until I came to Ireland.

A friend of mine used a community midwives scheme when her daughter was born in Holles St, and she said that while it wasn't as relaxing as a home birth, it made the whole process of care surrounding the birth seem more practical and less medical, plus the midwife had more time and energy for them than a doctor would.

 

[billygannon]

latecomer to the thread (wow! there's a parenting board!) but here's my birth story if anyone can be bothered with the big read

This is why we're going with hypnobirth. When you think about it, and read something like that, it actually makes a lot of sense.