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There's an unspoken yearly competition between my brother and I as to who will spot the first swallow. As I'm in the Midlands, it's usually me. I don't mean to gloat, and I'm not a petty man but I envisioned this in ChatGPT and sent it to himOn a morning off work,I saw my fist swallow of the summer while driving through the countryside on a beautiful sunny day
There's a stray cat that has settled itself in the yard there. She's preggers apparently.
I was chatting to and petting the furry fucker for a good minute when I look up and there's the yard manager (who's a hard bastard) and his wife watching me. Both smiling massively at me and my cat chat. I didn't know this guy was actually capable of smiling.
Fuckoffimwellhardactually. Yes of course you are seanc.
Cat made it's way into my bedroom this morning. I don't know how long she'd been there, I had gotten up a couple of times during the night.
If she is up the duff she better not be thinking of nesting in here.
Anyway there she was meowing at me to open the door so I open the door and she goes. Without even so much as a by your leave sir. fucker!
I watched Way of The Dragon a couple of weeks ago..was on LAAATEEE ..... dubbed.. brilliantly .. but seriously ..it was deadly.Enter The Dragon on Japanese tele, dubbed. Grand, I know what they're all saying anyway
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