you can't say you didn't know what you were getting yourself in for by moving thereThere was a woman sat at a table in the local here (back when I was still going out before I caught DEATH Lite Edition), and she looked me up and down and said "Look at you. You're a beautiful man. A BEAUTIFUL man."
Then she stood up, clipped the leg of the table, staggered slightly and immediately snotted herself off the ground in front of me. I was doing the Father Dougal WTF do I do now look, and she hauled herself up, pulled a reasonably large buttplug out of her bag, said something about a dick up her arse, then said she was dying for a piss, and motored directly off to the jacks.
Cork.