Minor complaints thread (3 Viewers)

[nooleen]

i've turned into a hypochondriac on behalf of the foster dogs

two elderly terriers who seem in great shape for their age but every time they scratch or cough or pant i'm googling dog health problems

 

[therealjohnny]

You might be lucky and get the opportunity to express their anal glands

Then you'll truly be a dog owner

 

[nooleen]

ah jesus

 

[nooleen]

"If you're not 110% sure you want to take on the task of expressing your dog's anal glands, don't hesitate to turn the nasty job over to trained staff at your veterinary office. The cost is minimal, especially compared to the damage you could cause (and the smell you'll be exposed to)."

yep, that'll do nicely
i'm not even 1% sure i ever want to take on that task

 

[rettucs]

Dance music gigs. Why do they have to start at 11 and run til 3?

thats totally unfair on old people.

 

[east hastings]

Dance music gigs. Why do they have to start at 11 and run til 3?

thats totally unfair on old people.

suppose no one wants to start taking yokes that early?

 

[rettucs]

suppose no one wants to start taking yokes that early?

you'd think attitudes might start changing now its not against the law to do yokes

 

[nooleen]

fucking idiots at the dog rescue are getting their backs up because i'm insisting on asking for tags for the dogs, without which i'm liable for a fine if i take them out in public.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

thats totally unfair on old people.

Also, totally the point

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Meeting someone, getting on wonderfully then finding out they're in a relationship. Non-singletons should be forced to wear yellow stars or something, save us all the trouble.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Also- pulled a muscle leaping out of bed this morning with an awful attack of cramp.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Meeting someone, getting on wonderfully then finding out they're in a relationship. Non-singletons should be forced to wear yellow stars or something, save us all the trouble.

I find most women are pretty upfront, with endless "My boyfriend..." segues. There's some that enjoy being flirted (who wouldn't?) and play the whole thing out.
All part of the game.

 

[chris d]

Shit, missed the League of Gentlemen specialist subject round on Mastermind.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

That BBC4 Story of Irish Rock was beyond bad.

So bad I'm going to sleep in protest.

 

[therealjohnny]

In the trivia bit for U2 they called a Boy cover star Peter Rowen Peter Owen

I hope somebody got fired for that howler

And they lost their house
And then killed their family and then themselves

 

[therealjohnny]

Tylex is rubbish. Perhaps bushmills and Tylex will be better

 

[ann post]

In the trivia bit for U2 they called a Boy cover star Peter Rowen Peter Owen

I hope somebody got fired for that howler

And they lost their house
And then killed their family and then themselves

^^^
tylex looks alright in fairness.

Tylex is rubbish. Perhaps bushmills and Tylex will be better

 

[ann post]

Pretty sure the amount of time I could be dead without anyone noticing has gone from two weeks to about five.

On the bright side my whole direct debit/bill situation* is in better shape than its been in a few years.

*yes northern accent.

 

[Unknown Convict]

i understand from sources close to the production that there was some sort of fracas as a result of this.

In the trivia bit for U2 they called a Boy cover star Peter Rowen Peter Owen

I hope somebody got fired for that howler

And they lost their house
And then killed their family and then themselves

 

[therealjohnny]

Pretty sure the amount of time I could be dead without anyone noticing has gone from two weeks to about five.

Well you did practically close your facebook account..