Minor complaints thread (8 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Three (the mobile phone crowd) won't let me look at urban dictionary. I'm 37 and 5/6 ffs.

That will have to change. We are not too far away from Urban Dictionary supplanting the actual dictionary.

 

[Reets]

It took longer than I thought, but I've started to get some comments about being a young mum. It's not too bad, just the odd "you must have been a naughty girl" but it's the looks that really piss me off.
I shouldn't let it get to me, but it's making me want to slap them.
Cunts.

 

[Unicron]

It took longer than I thought, but I've started to get some comments about being a young mum. It's not too bad, just the odd "you must have been a naughty girl" but it's the looks that really piss me off.
I shouldn't let it get to me, but it's making me want to slap them.
Cunts.

Tell them to mind their own business and resume fucking their cousins.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I have not been at all funny today.

I have let the internet down.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I have not been at all funny today.

I have let the internet down.

I redeemed myself with a 36-like comment somewhere

What a relief

 

[GO]

note to self..two baked potatoes is one too many

 

[therealjohnny]

I pulled a muscle in my neck/ shoulder while twisting to wipe my arse

Never grow old kids

Ow

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

That's it, I'm getting a bidet before I turn 40

 

[therealjohnny]

Deep heat has caused an allergic reaction on my skin


Ow

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Deep heat has caused an allergic reaction on my skin


Ow

Man, your body hates you

Sucks

 

[GO]

What a thread

 

[GO]

I was cleaning the kitchen earlier and found a few jars in the cupboard from the paleolithic era so I tipped them down the jax.

There is now a lurking blackness at the bottom of the bowl...consisting of c.2012 Ballymaloo Mint Jelly.

I deal with it tomorrow

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I was cleaning the kitchen earlier and found a few jars in the cupboard from the paleolithic era so I tipped them down the jax.

Weird

I just cooked all the frozen veggies from my freezer that was there when I moved in, in 2013

 

[therealjohnny]

I can't get Paul McCartney's awful "Silly Love Songs" out of my head


And what's wrong with that?

I need to know

 

[therealjohnny]

help me

 

[Lili Marlene]

I've had Blame it on the Boogie in my head for 3 days now

 

[Lili Marlene]

I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my thoughts

 

[jonah]

I got a big old rash on my skin from eating too many grapefruits. While eating the latest grapefruit, friend on the same meds as me says "WHY ARE YOU EAATING GRAPEFRUIT? DON'T YOU REALISE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED?", explains grapefruit is like the only thing in the world you're NOT allowed have on these meds, got itchy possibly out of worry that I'd done everything wrong.

Fuck sake, like I'm probably the only person in the world that likes eating grapefruit, and now I cant have them.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I like them

 

[george mcfly]

I like them

I love grapefruit too. I'd occasionally have a half of one for breakfast